More Content: Poll Results

By Shamus Posted Thursday Oct 20, 2016

Filed under: Notices 54 comments

Earlier in the week I ran a poll to see what kind of content people enjoyed / were looking forFrom me. I didn’t put Rutskarn into the poll, because I know better than to rate my work against his Battlespire series, which is basically a work of real-world heroism. here on the blog. Although, the real, actual purpose of the post was to mess around with polling data. In the process, I found yet another polling platform that didn’t work. Strawpoll seemed pretty functional, at the cost of being unforgivably ugly and oversized.

In the end I went with Google Forms. That worked really well. Google even automatically attaches the poll to a spreadsheet of results, which updates in realtime. Some people pointed out that it’s trivial to vote again and again. That’s easy to fix, although it would mean you’d need a Google account to participate. I wonder what percentage of people have Google accounts? I suppose if I wanted to find out I could run a poll and make sure you couldn’t vote more than once, but… oh.

So anyway. The results…

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Final Fantasy X Part 18: Breaking the Cycle

By Shamus Posted Thursday Oct 20, 2016

Filed under: Retrospectives 85 comments

Lady Yunalesca breaks the bad news to Yuna by explaining that she needs to choose one of her friends to die with her. She tries to soften the blow by explaining that death is the final release from pain. We know that’s nonsense in this world, but more importantly this isn’t the first time we’ve heard someone talking about ending pain through death. I think Yunalesca’s creepy speech is the last puzzle-piece needed to explain Seymour, because he stood in this same spot and got the same sales pitch.

Seymour’s Plan

Okay, but who chose your outfit?
Okay, but who chose your outfit?

Sure, Seymour is a crazy, creepy, goofy-haired, omnicidal cult leader, but we can actually see how he got this way.

His father was a Guado who married a human, hoping to bring the two races together. This didn’t seem to work very well. Even among his own people, Seymour was an outcast. Then mom – who the story hinted was dying – pushed Seymour through summoner training.

Summoners are trained that it’s their job to ease the suffering of Spira. It’s a job for people bursting at the seams with empathy and compassion. It’s a terrible job for traumatized, isolated pre-teens with identity issues and animosity towards the world. Mom dragged little Seymour to Zanarkand so the two of them could kill themselves for the good of the world that had rejected Seymour.

The only person Seymour cared about was his mother, and she was turned into a Fayth so that he could summon her and defeat Sin. Remember the disturbing thing Seymour summoned back in part 6?

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Fallout 4 EP49: Rad Topic

By Shamus Posted Wednesday Oct 19, 2016

Filed under: Spoiler Warning 85 comments


Link (YouTube)

And so we complete the reactor, thus solving a problem with no build-up to fulfill a need that’s never depicted. Then we take control of the Institute, an organization over which we have no power. Then we’re sent to destroy the other factions, for no good reason. Someone worked very hard to make sure the upcoming explosions and chaos would be as un-engaging and underwhelming as possible.

So this could probably be better, is what I’m saying.

Nick is still cool though.

 


 

Ruts vs. Battlespire CH31: Count Schlockula

By Rutskarn Posted Wednesday Oct 19, 2016

Filed under: Lets Play 24 comments

After the Siege of Rube Goldberg, I find myself standing in a courtyard so massive I can’t hold more than a quarter of it in my view distance. My first order of business is to establish a precise and accurate survey of the area’s operative features, which is as follows:

  • To the north is a gate I can’t open.
  • To the west is a gate I can’t open.
  • To the east is a gate I can’t open.
  • Near the north gate are three drums. Hitting one of the drums triggers a fuzzy drumbeat, but besides that has no obvious effect. (“Congratulations! You found the easter egg! We corrupted all your save data!”)
  • In the middle of the room is an elevator that leads up to two buttons, which make encouraging grindy noises when I press them. Like the drumbeat, this may have updated my doors situation. It’s not like I can see them to look.
  • The remaining six million square feet of of the room are filled by unstoppable, deranged misanthropes. Actually, everything in this game is, but I’m currently referring to the daedra.

This picture doesn't look like much, but I swear I'm kiting like four or five of them.
This picture doesn't look like much, but I swear I'm kiting like four or five of them.

The good news is that the lizards can be apprised of the situation RE: I’ve killed a big bad hunt man with my rad sick spell spear, and will in consequence devote their resources to killing the other eighteen thousand enemies in the room. An epic battle ensues, two factions flailing and roaring like starving lions; if only they could free themselves from the level geometry, I imagine we’d see some real bloodshed.

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More Content

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Oct 18, 2016

Filed under: Notices 81 comments

This poll has two purposes. The first is run a poll to answer a question. I’ve asked this question before, but “state your preference in the comments” makes for muddled and difficult-to interpret results.

The second is to test out this polling platform. I’ve messed with lots of plugins and widgets for running polls, and they were all varying flavors of broken. Maybe it takes the user away from my site when they vote so it can shower them with ads and skeevy download links. Maybe the embed code is so complicated it confuses WordPress. Maybe it has some annoying limit to the number of answers, or it allows instant no-effort ballot stuffingAll polls are susceptible to ballot stuffing in a world of proxy servers, but at the very least, users should have to go to some sort of trouble to do it.. Maybe it requires a WordPress plugin that’s hasn’t been updated in 3 years and is many WordPress versions out of date. Or it wants me to create a premium account to see the results. It’s hilarious to me that we live in a world where it’s effortless to embed 1080p video on a webpage for free, but a simple text-based poll is apparently too much to ask.

Anyway. I’m trying out a new site. We’ll see how it goes:

bike trail guide


Of course, my work is driven more by my passions than public opinion, so this poll probably won’t change my output. But I do get curious about this sort of thing from time to time.

Also, I can confirm that our Fallout 4 series is going to conclude in the next block of episodes. After that? The next game is already chosen. I’ll give you a hint: It’s a PS4 exclusive from a developer that’s really, really large.

EDIT:

And that poll is broken for some people. It’s unreliable and sometimes requires multiple refreshes to load. (Well, the ADVERTISEMENT part always loads. Of course.)

So let’s try a Google form:

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This Dumb Industry: Dead or Alive 5 Last Round

By Shamus Posted Tuesday Oct 18, 2016

Filed under: Column 74 comments

Back in 2002 or so, my brother Patrick lived with our family for about a year. He brought his Playstation 2 with him. This is how I was introduced to Final Fantasy X. He also got me to try Dead or Alive 2: Hardcore. Most of my memories of that game revolve around a complex series of in-jokes we developed during the many weeks we spent passing the controller back and forth. These jokes are the kind that have you laughing at 2AM until tears are coming down your face, but then the next day you try to explain them to someone else and you have no idea what made them funny in the first place. It’s was a two-person subculture built around a hundred “you just had to be there” kind of moments.

I’m not into fighting games. I’m too old and slow to appreciate the deeper systems. Playing against the CPU is random and boring, and I have no desire to play online. The only reason I have any interest in the game is because Patrick is living several states away and I’m looking for a nostalgia hit.

Question Time

Thank you pointless title screen, for telling me what game I just booted up.
Thank you pointless title screen, for telling me what game I just booted up.

Hey Shamus, what do you think of the fact that the game has been turned into a vending machine for overpriced DLC, and that unlocking “everything” would run you in the neighborhood of $700?

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Civilization 6 Stream

By Shamus Posted Monday Oct 17, 2016

Filed under: Notices 44 comments

This Friday, Josh and I (and maybe a few other people) will be streaming Civilization 6. I don’t know if he’s going to play multiplayer, or just a straight game against the AI, but I’ll be there to comment and heckle as needed.

Just a reminder that Josh is the one that enjoys PvP and playing against Godlike AI, while I’m more of a “put the game on easy and stomp the AI” kind of player. As I improve at the game, rather than facing off against more difficult AI, I try to beat the same AI by increasingly larger amounts. I dunno. It works for me. Don’t judge.

At any rate, you’ll get to see the latest Civ game and listen to at least two very different perspectives on the series.

The stream is this Friday, October 21st, at 6pm Eastern time. There’s a timer below to count down to the event. Hope to see you there.