T w e n t y S i d e d
Those who get queasy from saccharine, syrupy sweet things would do well to avoid this link, where my wife heaps praise on me in a way that I find both humiliating and gratifying.
That much praise will only build up expectations and lead to eventual disappointment for those who don’t know me yet. However, I can’t help but be grateful at having a wife this awesome. The fact that she has such an idealized view of me works in my favor, and I would be a fool to overlook such good fortune.
Netscape 1997
What did web browsers look like 20 years ago, and what kind of crazy features did they have?
Object-Disoriented Programming
C++ is a wonderful language for making horrible code.
Bad and Wrong Music Lessons
A music lesson for people who know nothing about music, from someone who barely knows anything about music.
Fable II
The plot of this game isn't just dumb, it's actively hostile to the player. This game hates you and thinks you are stupid.
Mass Effect Retrospective
A novel-sized analysis of the Mass Effect series that explains where it all went wrong. Spoiler: It was long before the ending.
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!
Heya Shamus. Juuuust me, letting you know that…yeah, you know the drill.
If (and I admit it’s unlikely) but if you are replying to these with updated links or whatever, I have no way of knowing. You’re free to email me, [email protected], but I won’t be offended if you don’t.