T w e n t y S i d e d
Jay tagged me to participate this this meme. The idea is thus: Bloggers: The blogosphere is coming to an end. You have one last post. What is it going to be? What is the final summary of your blog? What is the one last gem that you want to leave with your readers? Urban Monk, the originator of the meme, is also bribing us by promising to donate to charity based on participation, but I wouldn’t be doing this if it didn’t amuse me.
So here it is, my final post, my secret revealed:
i cant belief u thot i leik those stupid RPG games and anime its so gay. thanks for cliking on my ads suckers oh yeah please click a few more times i want 2 get a tv instaled on the dashboard so i can play halo while ur stuck behind me lol.
I’m not going to tag anyone. If writing a “last post” tickles your fancy, then please go for it. It’s for a good cause. (My hummer.)
Do It Again, Stupid
One of the highest-rated games of all time has some of the least interesting gameplay.
Dear Hollywood: Do a Mash Reboot
Since we're rebooting everything, MASH will probably come up eventually. Here are some casting suggestions.
This is Why We Can’t Have Short Criticism
Here's how this site grew from short essays to novel-length quasi-analytical retrospectives.
If Star Wars Was Made in 2006?
Imagine if the original Star Wars hadn't appeared in the 1970's, but instead was pitched to studios in 2006. How would that turn out?
Juvenile and Proud
Yes, this game is loud, crude, childish, and stupid. But it it knows what it wants to be and nails it. And that's admirable.
I can’t decide if that would be the best punchline ever or not, but I’d laugh my ass off, regardless.
What?! It can’t be! I trusted you! I thought you had something special! That this meant something to you! I’ll never forgive you for this!
… On another note, I’d really like that spell checker.
My last post:
Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer true…
Well, I guess my last comment wouldn’t be “FIRST!” (thanks, Knastymike!) But there’s symmetry there, because my first comment wasn’t “LAST!”, so everything works out okay.
Wait, are we allowed to call “LAST!”? That sounds like it has a lot more entertainment potential than “FIRST!”.
Also, LAST!
im in ur bl0g, c0mm3nting ur p0sts…
My last blog? It’d have to be part 5 of the six part story I’ve been posting there. Then the pressure would totally be off to come up with a good ending!
Hilarious. If only the people who wrote like that could think like you do. I’d be a very happy person indeed.
“I said this interweb crap would be a passing fad.”
Steve.
When did you become Obsidian?
The final summary of my blog would probably be something like:
“I am POTATO. Sturdy yet versatile, POTATO is the king of vegetables. There are few things POTATO cannot achieve. And underneath your crunchy skin, you have a soft and fluffy heart. POTATO.
Which vegetable are you? Click here to find out!”
“Well, sonuvabitch”
muahaha! i love your blog. Thanks for participating, I’ll go and read the rest of your stuff now!
I’ve always favoured…
For those of you who felt you know me, liked me, respected me or just though i was a nice old moral guy – STOP reading now… for written below is the true but harrowing tale of my life… (Volume 1 of 10)…
but LAST!!!! has a good quality about it.
Steve
“So long, and thanks for all the phish.”
FIRS-
This reads very differently now…