{"id":9601,"date":"2010-10-02T07:00:56","date_gmt":"2010-10-02T12:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=9601"},"modified":"2010-10-02T07:14:02","modified_gmt":"2010-10-02T12:14:02","slug":"civilization-with-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=9601","title":{"rendered":"Civilization WITH LYRICS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since it seems to be Civilization week around here, it seems like a good time to share this:<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aL6wlTDPiPU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aL6wlTDPiPU'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>This is from a guy called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/brentalfloss\">Brentalfloss<\/a>. He&#8217;s got a lot more of these on his channel.  <\/p>\n<p>Lyrics:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There&#8217;s a game called Civilization where you get your own little nation<br \/>\nBe immortal, rule as you see fit, just one click and you can decree shit<br \/>\nFrom Civ 1 to Civ Revolution, it&#8217;s your job to find the solution<br \/>\nNeed advice from somebody wiser? Just ask Elvis, he&#8217;s your advisor<\/p>\n<p>Everybody thinks you&#8217;re nobody important<br \/>\nIf this were Fight Club, you&#8217;d be Edward Norton.<br \/>\nA gimp, a geek, a shrimp&#8230; they call you weak they call you wimp (and so lame!)<br \/>\nLittle do they know that you&#8217;re a man of power<br \/>\nYou can conquer peoples hour after hour<br \/>\nThey&#8217;d fear you if they lived in the borders of your Civ!<\/p>\n<p>So keep playing Civilization, take good care of your little nation<br \/>\nStart a war with ancient Egyptians, spread your equally valid religion<br \/>\nWin with science, culture, or napalm<br \/>\nWatch out, Gandhi might drop the A-bomb<br \/>\nYou can show your neighbors you love them,<br \/>\nOr just beat the dog shit out of them<\/p>\n<p>Oh-ho, KEY CHANGE MOFO!<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re playing Civilization, history becomes your creation,<br \/>\nLearn to write before you can read and build the Taj Majal right in Cleveland!<\/p>\n<p>Keep your wits and your sense of humor<br \/>\nWatch out for that prick Montezuma (He&#8217;s a douchebag)<br \/>\nYou can change the future a lot, see?<br \/>\nYou can even make Jewish Nazis<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s in your imagination, it can be your civilization<br \/>\n(Civilization is the shit I hope they don&#8217;t drop the ball when they bring it to Facebook!)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since it seems to be Civilization week around here, it seems like a good time to share this: Link (YouTube) This is from a guy called Brentalfloss. He&#8217;s got a lot more of these on his channel. Lyrics:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream-cast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}