{"id":9594,"date":"2010-09-30T09:21:32","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T14:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=9594"},"modified":"2010-09-30T09:22:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T14:22:54","slug":"spoiler-warning-3x10-fore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=9594","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Warning 3&#215;10: Fore!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here we are. The big turning point of BioShock.  If you&#8217;re thinking of playing the game, you might want to give this one a miss. <\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><div style=\"width:500px;margin-left:50px;padding:5px;border: 1px solid black;background:white;color:black;\">Hello, person from the future. This space used to have an embed from the video hosting site Viddler. The video is gone now. If you want to find out why and laugh at Viddler in the process, you can <a href=\"?p=17165\">read the entire silly story for yourself<\/a>.<br\/><br\/>At any rate, the video is gone. Sorry. On the upside, we're gradually re-posting these old videos to YouTube. Check the <a href=\"?page_id=16386\">Spoiler Warning page<\/a> to see the full index.<\/div><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Ah screw it.  Just watch the dang episode. Also: Vader is Luke&#8217;s father, Rosebud is a sled, Hans Gruber kills Dumbledore, you are Darth Revan, and Bruce Willis is a ghost. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we are. The big turning point of BioShock. If you&#8217;re thinking of playing the game, you might want to give this one a miss. Hello, person from the future. This space used to have an embed from the video hosting site Viddler. The video is gone now. If you want to find out why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}