{"id":91,"date":"2005-12-29T16:38:08","date_gmt":"2005-12-29T21:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=91"},"modified":"2006-01-25T13:25:56","modified_gmt":"2006-01-25T18:25:56","slug":"tale-of-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Tale of Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bitheads.blogspot.com\/2005\/12\/tale-of-pants.html\">Beware of engineers and their practical jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>My question: How much did these two idiots spend on this over the years?  They claimed they were keeping it cheap, but you don&#8217;t encase objects in gigantic blocks of cement and have said mass of cement delivered for Chrismas without putting out some money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beware of engineers and their practical jokes. My question: How much did these two idiots spend on this over the years? They claimed they were keeping it cheap, but you don&#8217;t encase objects in gigantic blocks of cement and have said mass of cement delivered for Chrismas without putting out some money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerd-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}