{"id":9071,"date":"2010-08-19T05:34:44","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T10:34:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=9071"},"modified":"2010-08-19T18:24:44","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T23:24:44","slug":"spoiler-warning-3x1-andrew-ryans-pipe-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=9071","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler Warning 3&#215;1: Andrew Ryan&#8217;s Pipe Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something to think about for a second before venturing forth is that this is the first episode of the third season of Spoiler Warning, which introduces our fifth host and the first BioShock game (which is our second first-person shooter and the second game where Josh gets to chug a fifth to cure secondary wounds) as well as our first session to feature a fourth commentator. <\/p>\n<p>Here is a breakdown of who is on the show:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Josh<\/strong> plays the game, records the episodes, and edits them.  He&#8217;s a sometime <a href=\"http:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/profiles\/articles\/JoshV\">anime reviewer<\/a> at the Escapist.  He&#8217;s also one of the admins of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deathbykukri.com\/\">Death by Kukri<\/a> Team Fortress 2 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gametracker.com\/server_info\/68.232.161.80:27015\/\">server<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mumbles<\/strong> is our President of Bioshock Commentary. She&#8217;s also one of the admins of Death by Kukri.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rutskarn<\/strong> is our Director of Bioshock Commentary Services. He runs the blog <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chocolatehammer.org\/\">Chocolate Hammer<\/a> and was the 37th President of the United States.  He&#8217;s also a fully licensed punologist. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Shamus<\/strong> is our Lead Bioshock Commentary Engineer. He photoshops the Spoiler Warning title cards and also runs the blog <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\">Twenty Sided<\/a>. And if you clicked on that link you really need to slap yourself. We&#8217;re working on the honor system here, so do the right thing.  Use your dominant hand, open palm, aim for the cheek. <\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><div style=\"width:500px;margin-left:50px;padding:5px;border: 1px solid black;background:white;color:black;\">Hello, person from the future. This space used to have an embed from the video hosting site Viddler. The video is gone now. If you want to find out why and laugh at Viddler in the process, you can <a href=\"?p=17165\">read the entire silly story for yourself<\/a>.<br\/><br\/>At any rate, the video is gone. Sorry. On the upside, we're gradually re-posting these old videos to YouTube. Check the <a href=\"?page_id=16386\">Spoiler Warning page<\/a> to see the full index.<\/div><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something to think about for a second before venturing forth is that this is the first episode of the third season of Spoiler Warning, which introduces our fifth host and the first BioShock game (which is our second first-person shooter and the second game where Josh gets to chug a fifth to cure secondary wounds) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}