{"id":90,"date":"2005-12-26T10:24:04","date_gmt":"2005-12-26T15:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=90"},"modified":"2007-05-24T13:42:04","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T18:42:04","slug":"all-i-want-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"All I want for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what made this a great Christmas? As I began to put my presents away, I realized that you could put all of my stuff in a pile, and aside from the size of the clothes and the disposable razors, there was nothing to indicate this stuff was for an adult.  <\/p>\n<p>When I was young I dreaded the day  when I became so old that I would be thrilled to get mundane items with no entertainment value.  I&#8217;m relieved that at 34 it still hasn&#8217;t happened.   I managed to score some great toys (I collect stainless steel kinetic \/ magnetic desk toys) some Spider-Man stuff (can&#8217;t get enough Spider-Man, I&#8217;m telling you) a comic book (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/view.php\">Penny Arcade<\/a>, which is about four dollars of funny for $0.25) and various other diversions and amusements.  I also got some cash, which I hope to employ in further attempts to stave off adulthood.<\/p>\n<p>Other highlights include seeing my sister (who is <i>way<\/i> cooler than your sister) who is in from Philly, some unbelieveable food, and the thrill of seeing my kids bury the excitement-o-meter over and over again as each group of relatives gathered to do the give-and-recieve thing.  <\/p>\n<p>What fun.  Hope you enjoyed your Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what made this a great Christmas? As I began to put my presents away, I realized that you could put all of my stuff in a pile, and aside from the size of the clothes and the disposable razors, there was nothing to indicate this stuff was for an adult. When I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}