{"id":8888,"date":"2010-08-06T08:24:05","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T13:24:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=8888"},"modified":"2010-08-06T08:25:13","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T13:25:13","slug":"stolen-pixels-218-now-hiring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=8888","title":{"rendered":"Stolen Pixels #218: Now Hiring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/splash_star_Wars2.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='splash_star_Wars2.jpg' title='splash_star_Wars2.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/articles\/view\/comics\/stolen-pixels\/7946-Stolen-Pixels-218-Now-Hiring\">Read the comic<\/a>, then the stuff below. <\/p>\n<p>This was one of those jokes that could have gone a lot of different ways. There&#8217;s a lot of absurdity in Palpatine&#8217;s approach to recruiting Jedi.  I could have portrayed the conversation as between the Emperor and the Jedi, with the Jedi pointing out that Palpatine&#8217;s offer basically boils down to &#8220;Join our band of miserable idiots and I&#8217;ll give you more power, which you&#8217;ll inevitably end up using against your friends when they show up and try to do what you&#8217;re doing now&#8221;.  Which isn&#8217;t much of a sales pitch since the only reason a Jedi would want more power is so he could defeat the Emperor. <\/p>\n<p>Or I could have brought Vader into the conversation and showed how utterly humiliating it must be to guard a guy while he&#8217;s auditioning people to try and kill you, &#8220;Oh crap not this again, master.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>And in case you&#8217;re curious, the guy announcing that lunch was served wasn&#8217;t actually talking to the Emperor. He was actually talking with what must be the worst rendition of Princess Leia, ever. (Pictured above.) Yikes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read the comic, then the stuff below. This was one of those jokes that could have gone a lot of different ways. There&#8217;s a lot of absurdity in Palpatine&#8217;s approach to recruiting Jedi. I could have portrayed the conversation as between the Emperor and the Jedi, with the Jedi pointing out that Palpatine&#8217;s offer basically [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-column"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}