{"id":7406,"date":"2010-03-07T11:30:18","date_gmt":"2010-03-07T16:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=7406"},"modified":"2010-03-07T11:30:18","modified_gmt":"2010-03-07T16:30:18","slug":"lord-of-the-demolitions-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=7406","title":{"rendered":"Lord of the Demolitions Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is not a photoshop.<\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/lotro_auctionhouse.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='lotro_auctionhouse.jpg' title='lotro_auctionhouse.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>I have issued a list of demands to the developers at Turbine.  They must give my character exclusive access to a new &#8220;I fart in your general direction&#8221; emote, deliver me 100 bottles of black dye, rename Bree to Lulzytown, and let me use Gandalf as a ride-able mount.  If they fail to meet these demands by midnight tonight, I will destroy the shire auction house.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Okay, actually <strike>this prompt is asking me if I want to throw away a piece of paper titled &#8220;The Auction House&#8221;, but they don&#8217;t need to know that.  Don&#8217;t mess this up for me and I&#8217;ll let you have one of the bottles of dye.<\/strike><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is not a photoshop. I have issued a list of demands to the developers at Turbine. They must give my character exclusive access to a new &#8220;I fart in your general direction&#8221; emote, deliver me 100 bottles of black dye, rename Bree to Lulzytown, and let me use Gandalf as a ride-able mount. If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}