{"id":720,"date":"2006-11-06T07:00:17","date_gmt":"2006-11-06T12:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=720"},"modified":"2008-08-17T10:14:29","modified_gmt":"2008-08-17T15:14:29","slug":"sexy-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=720","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While looking through the various videogame movies on YouTube, I found this bit of madness from Japan: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/results?search_type=search_videos&#038;search_query=sexy%20beach&#038;search_sort=&#038;search_category=20\">Sexy Beach<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pkEwHxJq91o\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/pkEwHxJq91o\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t read the menus, but I&#8217;m going to guess this is something like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendo.com\/gamemini?gameid=m-Game-0000-646\">Animal Crossing<\/a> meets <a href=\"http:\/\/denbeste.nu\/Chizumatic\/reviews\/Colorful.shtml\">Colorful<\/a>.   Only the Japanese could imagine such a union.  I imagine the fellow playing this game looks just like <a href=\"http:\/\/denbeste.nu\/Chizumatic\/history\/history0045.shtml\">this guy<\/a>.  (Scroll about halfway down the page, and behold the lair of the panty otaku!)  <\/p>\n<p>Again, I&#8217;m just extrapolating, but I&#8217;m willing to bet that this game has you engage in some of low-risk but dull activity to earn some sort of currency, which can then be used to unlock new girls to oogle, new outfits for them to wear, and new locations in which to ogle them.  <\/p>\n<p>Like all of the best stuff from Japan, it is both humorous and frightening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While looking through the various videogame movies on YouTube, I found this bit of madness from Japan: Sexy Beach. I can&#8217;t read the menus, but I&#8217;m going to guess this is something like Animal Crossing meets Colorful. Only the Japanese could imagine such a union. I imagine the fellow playing this game looks just like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream-cast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}