{"id":623,"date":"2006-09-10T11:02:12","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T16:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=623"},"modified":"2006-11-21T07:35:54","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T12:35:54","slug":"long-king-kong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=623","title":{"rendered":"Long King Kong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my <a href=\"?p=620\">previous post about the King Kong movie<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/byzantiumshores.blogspot.com\/\">Jaquandor<\/a> warned me that some upcoming scenes were not for the squemish.  He wasn&#8217;t kidding.  Eeew. One of the worst moments for me was the part where Ann hides in a rotted log, and encounters a couple of huge centipedes.<\/p>\n<p><table width='512'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/kingkong_centipede1.jpg' class='insetimage' width='512' alt='King Kong, Ann Darrow and a big centipede' title='King Kong, Ann Darrow and a big centipede'\/><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class='insetcaption'>I know it&#8217;s really frightening, but close your mouth, idiot. With instincts like this, it&#8217;s a wonder she survived the movie.<\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><table width='512'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/kingkong_centipede2.jpg' class='insetimage' width='512' alt='King Kong, Ann Darrow and two big centipedes' title='King Kong, Ann Darrow and two big centipedes'\/><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class='insetcaption'>I&#8217;ve lightened these shots up quite a bit so we can see the bugs better.  <\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Now, this is nowhere near the worst encounter with bugs in the movie.  Other characters meet ones a lot bigger and some of them die very badly.  But these two centipedes (which never hurt anyone) made me squirm in my seat, because I know they are <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Scolopendra_gigantea\">not that far from reality<\/a>.  Some of the other creepies in the movie (like leeches the size of a bear) didn&#8217;t make a lot of sense to me, foodchain-wise.  My mind filed them into the same slot as dragons and H. R. Gieger&#8217;s Alien:  dangerous stuff I&#8217;ll never have to worry about.  But there really are centipedes that are nearly this big and they give me the willies. If I&#8217;d been in Ann&#8217;s place here, I would not have sat there with my mouth open, I would have run away, waving my hands over my head and screaming like a woman.<\/p>\n<p>You have to see the real thing to believe it, although I don&#8217;t really suggest it.  It isn&#8217;t for the faint of heart, but here is a YouTube video of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg\">gigantic centipede catching and eating a mouse<\/a>. If that&#8217;s not enough gross for you, then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2f5gBFMMmGc\">try watching a centipede eat a tarantula<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But getting back to King Kong: The movie was one horrifying death after another.  After a while I went numb.  I fast-forwarded a lot, and the movie still took ages.  If you plan to have a go at this movie, make sure you have lots of free time and a strong stomach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my previous post about the King Kong movie, Jaquandor warned me that some upcoming scenes were not for the squemish. He wasn&#8217;t kidding. Eeew. One of the worst moments for me was the part where Ann hides in a rotted log, and encounters a couple of huge centipedes. I know it&#8217;s really frightening, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream-cast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}