{"id":585,"date":"2006-08-24T07:05:18","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T12:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=585"},"modified":"2006-08-24T07:05:18","modified_gmt":"2006-08-24T12:05:18","slug":"im-blushing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m blushing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those who get queasy from saccharine, syrupy sweet things would do well to avoid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/heatherblog\/wordpress\/?p=265\">this link<\/a>, where my wife heaps praise on me in a way that I find both humiliating and gratifying.   <\/p>\n<p>That much praise will only build up expectations and lead to eventual disappointment for those who don&#8217;t know me yet.  However,  I can&#8217;t help but be grateful at having a wife this awesome. The fact that she has such an idealized view of me works in my favor, and I would be a fool to overlook such good fortune.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those who get queasy from saccharine, syrupy sweet things would do well to avoid this link, where my wife heaps praise on me in a way that I find both humiliating and gratifying. That much praise will only build up expectations and lead to eventual disappointment for those who don&#8217;t know me yet. However, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}