{"id":56725,"date":"2023-12-03T00:01:55","date_gmt":"2023-12-03T05:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=56725"},"modified":"2023-12-03T15:54:09","modified_gmt":"2023-12-03T20:54:09","slug":"dm-of-the-rings-remaster-xlvii-2-to-maturity-2-to-funny-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=56725","title":{"rendered":"DM of the Rings Remaster XLVIII: Dwarven Diplomacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/DM_of_the_Rings_Page-49.png' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=850\">I see a lot of kids with those \u201cI Roll Twenties\u201d t-shirts. I don\u2019t know what game they are playing, or where they get their dice. I need one that says, \u201cHelp. The dice are trying to kill me.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>-Shamus, Wednesday Jan 8, 2007<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Man, &#8220;The dice are trying to kill me&#8221;. I always got a little sad he never made official merch for that. He was always so worried people would think he was money grubbing that he ignored people asking for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I see a lot of kids with those \u201cI Roll Twenties\u201d t-shirts. I don\u2019t know what game they are playing, or where they get their dice. I need one that says, \u201cHelp. The dice are trying to kill me.\u201d -Shamus, Wednesday Jan 8, 2007<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[631],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dm-of-the-rings-remaster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56725"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56742,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56725\/revisions\/56742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}