{"id":56249,"date":"2023-10-01T00:01:32","date_gmt":"2023-10-01T04:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=56249"},"modified":"2023-09-30T14:57:58","modified_gmt":"2023-09-30T18:57:58","slug":"dm-of-the-rings-remaster-xxxix-dont-hate-the-player","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=56249","title":{"rendered":"DM of the Rings Remaster XXXIX: Don\u2019t Hate the Player"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/DM_of_the_Rings_Page-40.png' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">So after a couple of weeks of speculation about what will happen to Boromir, you can\u2026 speculate some more!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">On Monday I\u2019ll have the other \u201chalf\u201d of his death. It was just too big to cram into one strip.<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dmnotes\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">As I write this I find I can only do one of two things at any given time:<\/a><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">Tell the story<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">Tell a joke<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">I really envy the skill of Rich Burlew, author of<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantitp.com\/comics\/oots.html\">Order of the Stick<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">His strips are able to advance the story and deliver the funny at the same time. I\u2019m still getting a feel for how to make a comic, and the longer I do it the more I see how hard it is to move the plot forward while telling a joke. The best strips so far are the ones where the characters just have a bit of preposterous dialog and the plot doesn\u2019t go anywhere. The\u00a0<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=774\">lamest ones<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">are where I just move everyone to the next batch of jokes.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=796\">Still, these are fun to make. I\u2019m not sick of them yet.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"post-spacer\"><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8211;\u00a0 Shamus, Friday Dec 8, 2006<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nMy lungs are working at about 60%, sorry for two weeks of no effort commentary. On the upside all the stimulants&#8217; they&#8217;ve given me make me really really good at making anxious chihuahua impressions. Apparently some people do albuterol for fun. I do not understand. That&#8217;s like telling me some people enjoy&#8230;uh&#8230;nope, I can&#8217;t think of a single thing some freak out there wouldn&#8217;t manage to enjoy. Carry on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So after a couple of weeks of speculation about what will happen to Boromir, you can\u2026 speculate some more! On Monday I\u2019ll have the other \u201chalf\u201d of his death. It was just too big to cram into one strip. 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