{"id":56241,"date":"2023-09-28T17:54:35","date_gmt":"2023-09-28T21:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=56241"},"modified":"2023-09-28T11:24:58","modified_gmt":"2023-09-28T15:24:58","slug":"sims-4-overth-nevermind-god-damn-it-im-in-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=56241","title":{"rendered":"Sims 4 Overth- Nevermind, goddamn it, I&#8217;m in the hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m <em>fine. <\/em>I don&#8217;t have the COVID, or even the flu. According to my doctor I just have one of the bazillion mystery viruses out there they don&#8217;t even test for. Unfortunately, the lungs I have been given by the universe used my dad as a template. For some reason, despite the fact my father was the poster child of perfect health, my lungs seem to forget how to take in air appropriately. If doctors are to be trusted, apparently breathing is actually an important function to living. I&#8217;d be great in a wheeze-orientated jazz band, if that&#8217;s a niche anyone ever jumps on, though, so who&#8217;s winning now, doc?<\/p>\n<p>In all seriousness, I&#8217;ll be fine. I&#8217;ve just got to hang out within reach of a breathing treatment for awhile. Hopefully, barring natural disaster, I&#8217;ll be back to my Sims series next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m fine. I don&#8217;t have the COVID, or even the flu. According to my doctor I just have one of the bazillion mystery viruses out there they don&#8217;t even test for. Unfortunately, the lungs I have been given by the universe used my dad as a template. For some reason, despite the fact my father [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56241"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56248,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56241\/revisions\/56248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}