{"id":536,"date":"2006-08-04T07:24:49","date_gmt":"2006-08-04T12:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=536"},"modified":"2006-08-14T12:12:02","modified_gmt":"2006-08-14T17:12:02","slug":"windows-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=536","title":{"rendered":"Windows Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/windows_update.gif\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t what the dialog says verbatim, but if you read between the lines this is what they are really telling you.<\/p>\n<p>Note to Microsoft:  My computer is a tool, which I use for many things.  Running Windows is simply means to that end, not an end in itself.<\/p>\n<p>Clowns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t what the dialog says verbatim, but if you read between the lines this is what they are really telling you. Note to Microsoft: My computer is a tool, which I use for many things. Running Windows is simply means to that end, not an end in itself. Clowns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}