{"id":52807,"date":"2021-09-06T06:00:26","date_gmt":"2021-09-06T10:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=52807"},"modified":"2021-09-06T04:41:50","modified_gmt":"2021-09-06T08:41:50","slug":"diecast-354-blender-adventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=52807","title":{"rendered":"Diecast #354: Blender Sandwich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like how LABOR DAY is the one day we&#8217;ve all agreed to skip work. It makes a nice companion to Thanksgiving, where &#8211; thanks to the <a href=\"?p=44868\">shopping nightmare<\/a> &#8211; is a day defined mostly by avarice and gluttony. Maybe we should add a few more inverted holidays. On President&#8217;s Day, nobody is allowed to be the president. Of anything. I&#8217;ll leave the rest of you to figure out how we should un-observe the other holidays.<\/p>\n<p><br clear='all'><audio controls><source src='\/diecast\/diecast354.ogg' type='audio\/ogg'><source src='\/diecast\/diecast354.mp3' type='audio\/mpeg'>Your browser does not support the audio element.<\/audio><div><small><a href='\/diecast\/diecast354.mp3' download='diecast354.mp3'>Direct download<\/a> (MP3)<\/small><br\/><small><a href='\/diecast\/diecast354.ogg' download='diecast354.ogg'>Direct download<\/a> (ogg Vorbis)<\/small><br\/><small><a href='?cat=287&feed=rss2'>Podcast RSS feed.<\/a><\/small><\/div><\/p>\n<p>Hosts: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peripheralarbor.com\/\">Paul<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/\">Shamus<\/a>. Episode edited by <a href=\"http:\/\/steamcommunity.com\/profiles\/76561198087035658\/\">Issac<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/diecast\/diecast354.mp3\">Diecast354<\/a><br \/>\nShow notes:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>00:00 Blender Adventures<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The device I was talking about in this segment is properly called a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bean_machine\">Galton Board<\/a> or a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2001\/06\/18\">Bean Machine<\/a>, but I couldn&#8217;t remember that so I was calling it a &#8220;Pachinko Machine&#8221;, which is similar, but <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pachinko\">not quite the same thing<\/a>. If you&#8217;re curious, this is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=em-pVICrnqM\">the Captain D video<\/a> about the magical sorting Galton Board I was talking about.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, below are my first few renders. You can see they&#8217;re low quality because I didn&#8217;t think it was worth the time to render such crude first efforts in glorious HD. Also, I had the friction set too low<span class='snote' title='1'>Zero is indeed too low.<\/span> in the last one, so the balls slide to the bottom rather than rolling. Again, not worth the time it would take to re-render. <\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lv004ZWwPKc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lv004ZWwPKc'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Here is ten minutes of me using Blender:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>WHY? WHY DOES THIS OBJECT KEEP MOVING OVER HERE? THAT&#8217;S CRAZY!<\/p>\n<p>Oh. I get it. That&#8217;s amazing it can do that.<\/p>\n<p>BUT NOW THIS OTHER THING VANISHED?!? WHERE IS THAT THING?<\/p>\n<p>Erm. I guess I pressed I button to hide it somehow? Nice tool. I&#8217;ll have to remember that for when I WANT to hide something.<\/p>\n<p>WHY DO THESE PHYSICS OBJECTS KEEP LAUNCHING THEMSELVES INTO SPACE FOR NO REASON????? ARG. I FOLLOWED THE TUTORIAL EXACTLY AND THE WHOLE THING FLIES APART AS SOON AS I START THE SIMULATION.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why that&#8217;s happening. But I guess I found a workaround.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Imagine four days of THAT rollercoaster. I&#8217;m cycling between impressed, outraged, and baffled. Blender might be the greatest open-source tool ever written. It might also cause me to have a stroke. <\/p>\n<p><strong>15:22 Watch from Aliens<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ogAjN4-Ykic\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ogAjN4-Ykic'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Double the watch for twice the time.<\/p>\n<p><strong>22:20 TI-99-4\/A and the TI-89<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I make fun of marketing people on this site a lot, but credit where it&#8217;s due: Without a marketing team, you end up with consumer product names that look like part numbers. <\/p>\n<p><strong>29:51 Before We Leave-Finally<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=thOifuHs6eY\">Hexagons are the Bestagons<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>42:27 DaVinci Resolve 1% Compression Ratio<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is the digital equivalent of when you order a product from Amazon and it&#8217;s a thing you want inside a Styrofoam container inside a glossy box inside shrink wrap inside a bunch of wadded-up filler inside a cardboard box. Environmental concerns aside, this is a waste of my time.<\/p>\n<p><strong>50:41 Mailbag: Games the Push you to Other Games<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear Diecast,<\/p>\n<p>I was doing a Dark Souls 2 all achievements run, but I&#8217;ve decided to pause it to play some Dragon&#8217;s Dogma. For whatever reason playing Dark Souls always makes me want to play DD, which is quite odd since no other action game does that.<\/p>\n<p>Do you guys have a game or series like that? Which when you play it makes you want to play a specific other game?<\/p>\n<p>Vale,<\/p>\n<p>-Tim<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like how LABOR DAY is the one day we&#8217;ve all agreed to skip work. It makes a nice companion to Thanksgiving, where &#8211; thanks to the shopping nightmare &#8211; is a day defined mostly by avarice and gluttony. Maybe we should add a few more inverted holidays. 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