You’re late. You were supposed to be reading this an hour ago. Did you sleep in? No? Is this actually MY fault because I turned my clocks ahead on Sunday? Well, what was I supposed to do? Leave my clocks alone and use them to tell time like a sane person?<\/p>\n
Anyway, if this episode is a little short it’s probably because of time dilation due to changing the clocks, or something.<\/p>\n
Honestly, I think people aren’t taking this daylight savings business far enough.\u00a0 If moving the clocks is a good idea, then let’s really make the most of it. I say we abolish March and replace it with an extra August later in the year. That will give us one less month of winter, and instead we’ll get an extra month of summer! Sure, that will really screw with everyone’s existing calendars, and things might get a little messy for people with birthdays in March \/ August, but think of the possibilities, Shepard!<\/em><\/p>\n