{"id":45169,"date":"2018-12-25T06:00:43","date_gmt":"2018-12-25T11:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=45169"},"modified":"2018-12-25T06:07:28","modified_gmt":"2018-12-25T11:07:28","slug":"christmas-elves-vs-fantasy-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=45169","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Elves vs. Fantasy Elves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Christmas! What are you doing on my blog? Why don&#8217;t you go watch that one Christmas movie you love? Or eat some food? No? Socialize a bit maybe? You&#8217;ve done all that? That&#8217;s not your thing? <\/p>\n<p>Okay then. I guess I can share this YouTube video with you. After all, the nature of snooty fantasy elves is <a href=\"?p=762\">a topic near and dear to my heart<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fw7dexoX4pQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fw7dexoX4pQ'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Anyway. No matter what you do with the day, have a good one. Later in the week we&#8217;ll have another Andromeda post, and then next week we&#8217;ll be doing my end-of-year retrospective.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, you big crazy internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Christmas! What are you doing on my blog? Why don&#8217;t you go watch that one Christmas movie you love? Or eat some food? No? Socialize a bit maybe? You&#8217;ve done all that? That&#8217;s not your thing? Okay then. I guess I can share this YouTube video with you. After all, the nature of snooty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45169"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45173,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45169\/revisions\/45173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}