{"id":45166,"date":"2019-01-03T06:00:03","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T11:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=45166"},"modified":"2019-01-03T10:15:49","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T15:15:49","slug":"denouement-2018-the-no-show-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=45166","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9nouement 2018: The No-Show List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This blog is not a tentpole site with a suite of writers working in different genres. I can only cover games I play. I&#8217;m just one guy<span class='snote' title='1'>Although it really was nice having Bob Case around this year to do <a href=\"?p=42084\">his long-form analysis of Witcher 3<\/a>.<\/span> and I tend to seek out games that can keep me going for weeks rather than promiscuously hopping from one game to the next like big-name reviewers do. Which means that I tend to miss a lot of games.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t play a lot of bad games this year, so my &#8220;worst of 2018&#8221; list wound up being pretty short. I suppose that&#8217;s yet another thing that makes this the year of <a href=\"?p=45139\">good news<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But before I begin hurling rotten tomatoes at the games that had the audacity to disappoint me, let me talk about a few games I missed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>Hitman 2<\/h3>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/2018_hitman2.jpg' width=100% alt='Do WHAT with the world now? Are you talking like, a melee weapon, or what? How is that supposed to work?' title='Do WHAT with the world now? Are you talking like, a melee weapon, or what? How is that supposed to work?'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Do WHAT with the world now? Are you talking like, a melee weapon, or what? How is that supposed to work?<\/div><\/p>\n<p>I loved the new Hitman. <a href=\"?p=36478\">It got the #2 spot on my best-of-2016 list<\/a>. I thought the episodic release was goofy and annoying, but the environments and gameplay were better than ever. I really wanted to play the sequel this year, but I just didn&#8217;t have time. It came out in November, and at that point I was already juggling <i>Shadow of the Tomb Raider<\/i>, <a href=\"?p=44629\">Marvel&#8217;s Spider-Man<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/v2\/2018\/12\/14\/games-of-2018-experienced-points-shamus-young\/\"><i>Prey: Mooncrash<\/i><\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>If this game had arrived in any of the preceding months, I would have been able to purchase and review it close to launch. I guess this is what happens when everyone fights over the end-of-year spot. <a href=\"https:\/\/v1.escapistmagazine.com\/articles\/view\/video-games\/columns\/experienced-points\/6354-The-Stupid-Season\">It creates a winner-take-all situation<\/a>. Since the entire point of having these monolithic publishing houses is to distribute risk, this pile-up in the Christmas shopping season seems&#8230; counterproductive. <\/p>\n<p>Ah well. I did manage to grab it at the end of the year during a sale, but I haven&#8217;t spent enough time with it to give it a proper review. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why publishers do this to themselves, but I guess it hurts them a lot more than it hurts me. So&#8230; whatever.<\/p>\n<h3>Red Dead Redemption 2<\/h3>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/2018_rdr2.jpg' width=100% alt='The feel-good game of the year that has families laughing and cheering together!' title='The feel-good game of the year that has families laughing and cheering together!'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>The feel-good game of the year that has families laughing and cheering together!<\/div><\/p>\n<p>Wow. This game was a sensation. It was all anyone talked about for most of November. On one hand, I could see it was like <i>Grand Theft Auto V<\/i>: It&#8217;s a marvel of technology and decadent production values. RDR2 is a culture-wide event and offers a tremendous amount of incredibly polished content. On the other hand, it was also like <i>Grand Theft Auto V <\/i>in the sense that it&#8217;s a dark, <a href=\"?p=43485\">mean-spirited<\/a> tale of murder, violence, and cruelty. There&#8217;s nothing wrong with that, but when the game came out I&#8217;d just finished with <a href=\"?p=43083\">my retrospective on the Grand Theft Auto series<\/a>. I&#8217;d had my fill of misanthropy and nihilism. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll play it one of these days, but I didn&#8217;t have room for it in 2018.<\/p>\n<h3>Detroit: Become Human<\/h3>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/2018_detroit.jpg' width=100% alt='I feel like David Cage is really missing an opportunity here. He only needs to make his stories a LITTLE dumber and they could ascend into the realm of Axe Cop level absurdity.' title='I feel like David Cage is really missing an opportunity here. He only needs to make his stories a LITTLE dumber and they could ascend into the realm of Axe Cop level absurdity.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>I feel like David Cage is really missing an opportunity here. He only needs to make his stories a LITTLE dumber and they could ascend into the realm of Axe Cop level absurdity.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve spent any time on this site then you&#8217;ve probably figured out a few things about me. I&#8217;m irritated by <a href=\"https:\/\/v1.escapistmagazine.com\/articles\/view\/video-games\/columns\/experienced-points\/5733-Everyone-s-Favorite-Crutch\">quicktime events<\/a>, I&#8217;m hard on <a href=\"?p=42184\">cutscene-heavy games trying to imitate cinema<\/a>, and I loathe <a href=\"?p=32079\">pretentious writing<\/a>. So you can imagine just how much I dislike the work of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/David_Cage\">David Cage<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>On top of all that, <a href=\"?p=7556\">I&#8217;m very picky about stories of AI gone wrong<\/a>. That&#8217;s half the reason I wrote <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?page_id=45100\">my recent novel<\/a>. I mean, just the technology teaser for <i>Become Human<\/i> rubbed me the wrong way:<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j-pF56-ZYkY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=j-pF56-ZYkY'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Apparently we&#8217;ve mass-produced a bunch of these humanoid robots, but due to a <b>computer bug<\/b> this one <b>accidentally<\/b> has survival instinct, a need for validation, self-esteem, body shame, fear of the future, a desire for self-determination, and a dozen other incredibly specific emotional desires and behavioral patterns. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I thought&#8230; I thought I was alive,&#8221; Kara says, disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>And then I nearly have a stroke due to intense eye-roll. <\/p>\n<p>Going by reputation, I gather that <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fahrenheit_(2005_video_game)\">Indigo Prophecy<\/a> is probably the smartest game David Cage ever made. That&#8217;s terrifying, since it was a <a href=\"?p=1670\">ridiculous pile of squicky nonsense<\/a> that alternates between uncomfortable and embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p>Even the trailers for <i>Detroit: Become Human<\/i> strike me as cringy sophomoric trash. I can barely endure the advertising, so I have no idea what the game itself might do to me. I realize it&#8217;s incredibly lazy to point to another reviewer saying &#8220;I agree with this other person&#8221;, but <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vF5TVjTC56E\">Yahtzee&#8217;s review<\/a> really does capture everything I hate about David Cage games:<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vF5TVjTC56E\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vF5TVjTC56E'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Having said that, I seriously considered getting it. I thought it might be amusing for everyone to watch me go off the deep end. Then again, I&#8217;m always fighting against the notion that I&#8217;m a cantankerous grump that only complains about things, and playing a game I know I&#8217;ll hate wouldn&#8217;t help with that.<\/p>\n<h3>And The Rest&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/2018_gow.jpg' width=100% alt='WAD OF GORE' title='WAD OF GORE'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>WAD OF GORE<\/div><\/p>\n<p><strong>God of War Reboot<\/strong>: I didn&#8217;t play the rest of the series and it&#8217;s never really been something I was interested in. Although <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pJPOvLvdugw\">Joseph Anderson did make it sound pretty good<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Monster Hunter World<\/strong>: Not my thing? I think?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Return of the Obra Di<\/strong>n: I really wanted to check this out. It&#8217;s a game by <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lucas_Pope\">Lucas Pope<\/a>, author of my 2013 <a href=\"?p=21939\">Game of the Year<\/a>. Sadly, it released in October and got lost in the end-of-year shuffle. I&#8217;ll check this out when I get the chance.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NWt1GPkfzkM\">Donut County<\/a>: This looked cute and amusing, although I didn&#8217;t see it get a lot of attention after release. I think it got a lot of praise for the novel concept of having you play as a hole in the ground more than for its actual execution. Still, I&#8217;ve got this on my wishlist.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/609320\/?snr=1_wishlist_4__wishlist-capsule\">Far: Lone Sails<\/a>: This one came out early in the year. I intended to play it, but it ultimately got lost in the shuffle. It&#8217;s got really good reviews and the art looks amazing.<\/p>\n<p>Those are the titles I missed this year. Next time we&#8217;ll talk about the games I disliked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog is not a tentpole site with a suite of writers working in different genres. I can only cover games I play. 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