{"id":4032,"date":"2009-07-20T15:40:45","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T19:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=4032"},"modified":"2020-07-21T16:29:39","modified_gmt":"2020-07-21T20:29:39","slug":"the-top-seven-sexiest-women-of-fantasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=4032","title":{"rendered":"The Top Seven Sexiest Women of Fantasy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t usually go in for lists like this. They invariably end up loaded with skanks and dunces who think &#8220;sexy&#8221; means &#8220;malnourished and underdressed&#8221;. For example: I&#8217;ll take Audrey Hepburn in her Sunday best over a bare-assed Jessica Alba <em>any day<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>However, I must admit that the #1 spot in this list of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=4032\">the Top Seven Sexiest Women of Fantasy<\/a> is a triumph.<\/p>\n<p>EDIT July 2020: The original link to thetorchonline.com is long dead, now claimed by malware scam site.\u00a0 However, <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20110308021031\/http:\/\/thetorchonline.com\/2009\/07\/16\/the-top-seven-sexiest-women-of-fantasy\/\">archive.org remembers the original<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t usually go in for lists like this. They invariably end up loaded with skanks and dunces who think &#8220;sexy&#8221; means &#8220;malnourished and underdressed&#8221;. For example: I&#8217;ll take Audrey Hepburn in her Sunday best over a bare-assed Jessica Alba any day. However, I must admit that the #1 spot in this list of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerd-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4032"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50421,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4032\/revisions\/50421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}