{"id":40122,"date":"2017-08-09T06:00:50","date_gmt":"2017-08-09T10:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=40122"},"modified":"2017-08-09T05:46:38","modified_gmt":"2017-08-09T09:46:38","slug":"the-new-valve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=40122","title":{"rendered":"The New Game From Valve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My reaction to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/valve-is-making-a-dota-card-game-to-release-in-2018\/\">recent news<\/a> went something like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin:10%\"><b>Valve is releasing a new&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>Oh boy! Something new from Valve!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;DOTA&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>Shit. Nevermind.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;collectible&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>Yeah. Whatever.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230;card game.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>Forget it. I literally stopped caring three words ago.<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Valve always leaves me in a tough position. I know I spend a lot of time <a href=\"?p=39448\">complaining about publishers<\/a>. But while I accuse outfits like Ubisoft and EA of being <a href=\"?p=39431\">mis-managed due to ignorance of their audience<\/a>, I grudgingly admit that Valve is really good at figuring out what the public wants. Sure, they <a href=\"https:\/\/www.polygon.com\/2015\/4\/27\/8505883\/valve-removing-paid-mods-from-steam\">make mistakes<\/a>. Like any company run by human beings they&#8217;re prone to occasional bouts of carelessness, myopia, and bad timing, but their failings are usually understandable as the result of human frailty and not systemic management cluelessness.  <\/p>\n<p>When EA does something I don&#8217;t like, it&#8217;s usually because they have no idea what the public wants. When Valve does something I don&#8217;t like, it&#8217;s usually because they have a <em>really good idea<\/em> what the public wants and it just happens to displease me. <\/p>\n<p>Which is to say, I&#8217;m sure this new game from Valve will be a quality title with lots of fans. It will make money. In fact, I&#8217;m willing to bet it will offer a far better return on investment than Half-Life 3 would. I might really <strong>want<\/strong> them to make HL3, but I can&#8217;t make a business case for it. I can only ask that they do it out of the goodness of their hearts. That usually makes for a lousy pitch.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the announcement trailer for their new DOTA (ugh) collectible (yuck) card game (eye roll) titled &#8220;Artifact&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DA5mY8XqrHU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DA5mY8XqrHU'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>As an aside, I can&#8217;t blame the people who got momentarily hyped that this was going to be some sort of Half-Life announcement. The music in the trailer is obviously the work of Kelly Bailey, using many of the same <a href=\"?p=25675\">stylistic markers found in Half-Life 2 tracks<\/a>. This trailer <em>sounds<\/em> Half-Lifey. If I hadn&#8217;t known what it was before hitting &#8220;play&#8221;, I might have made the same mistake.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m sad we&#8217;re not getting more Half-Life, it&#8217;s probably for the best at this point. As someone pointed out on Twitter, there are no longer any writers (that we know of) working at Valve. Their entire creative culture has changed. Even if they suddenly decided it would make financial sense to make the game, it&#8217;s entirely possible it would lack the magic ingredients that made the series so popular. We could end up with a <em>Mass Effect 3<\/em> type situation where the final installment of the story doesn&#8217;t fit, doesn&#8217;t lead to a satisfying conclusion, and feels tonally or thematically disconnected from what came before. <\/p>\n<p>Is that better or worse than leaving us hanging forever? I honestly don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My reaction to the recent news went something like this&#8230; Valve is releasing a new&#8230; Oh boy! Something new from Valve! &#8230;DOTA&#8230; Shit. Nevermind. &#8230;collectible&#8230; Yeah. Whatever. &#8230;card game. Forget it. I literally stopped caring three words ago. Valve always leaves me in a tough position. I know I spend a lot of time complaining [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-videogames"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}