{"id":401,"date":"2006-05-23T00:31:58","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T05:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=401"},"modified":"2006-05-23T09:35:16","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T14:35:16","slug":"blog-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=401","title":{"rendered":"Blog Titles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looking around at <a href=\"?p=395\">what<\/a> is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.batrock.net\/anime\/?p=502\">popular<\/a> as <a href=\"http:\/\/denbeste.nu\/Chizumatic\/\">of<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/machineoverlords.blogs.com\/machine_overlords\/2006\/05\/what_is_best_in.html\">late<\/a>, I can see <a href=\"http:\/\/houblog.com\/wp\/index.php\/2006\/302\">certain patterns emerging<\/a>.  It&#8217;s subtle, but for those with a keen eye you may notice some aspects of anime garner more attention than others.  After careful study, I&#8217;ve distilled this data and come up with what I believe to be the most optimal titles and phrases for a new anime blog:<\/p>\n<p>Robot Ninja Girls<br \/>\nAll White Cotten<br \/>\nPantie-Fu<br \/>\nFan Services<br \/>\nFull Metal Bikinis<\/p>\n<p>Note that if you were to name your blog <em>&#8220;Robot Ninja Girl&#8217;s All White Cotten Pantie-Fu Cosplay Battle&#8221;<\/em> it would cause the internet to explode, so don&#8217;t do that.  <\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: The next morning. I realize I&#8217;ve just made a post that will be an uninteresting  dead-end for many eager Google searches. Haha! At least I didn&#8217;t use the word &#8220;tentacle&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Oops.<\/p>\n<p>BONUS UPDATE: <a href=\"http:\/\/denbeste.nu\/Chizumatic\/\">Steven<\/a> comes up with his own, and then shows me up by using his Japanese skills to make something that rhymes in Japanese and alliterates in English.  I&#8217;ll get him for this.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I notice we both left out &#8220;Schoolgirl&#8221; and &#8220;Catgirl&#8221;.  How did THAT happen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking around at what is popular as of late, I can see certain patterns emerging. It&#8217;s subtle, but for those with a keen eye you may notice some aspects of anime garner more attention than others. After careful study, I&#8217;ve distilled this data and come up with what I believe to be the most optimal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}