\nVIRGINIA BEACH, Va. \u00e2\u20ac" Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America’s coastline this year. <\/a><\/p>\n
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If God was talking to you, you would know it<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n What is the “may be” crap? That’s Psychic Friends talk. It doesn’t work that way<\/a>. You’ve either got the word or you don’t. Moses didn’t tell Pharoh, “God might well do something bad at some point in the next year.” He had details<\/a>. He had testable predictions. That’s the point. <\/p>\n If you predict that Seattle, WA will be hit with a level x tsunami on June 23, and it happens, then we know you’re the man. If not, we know that you are a lying<\/a>, money-grubbing<\/a>, sanctimonious<\/a> fool who should be ignored<\/a>. <\/p>\n I only point this out so people don’t get the idea all Christians are behind this fraud. When people are quiet, it’s like an endorsement. Just so we’re clear: I’m not with him. He’s on TV because he’s very good at televised panhandling, not because we’re funding him.<\/p>\n Sorry for the non-geeky post. More anime and videogames tomorrow. I’m going to purge the image of Roberson from my mind by watching Najica again. Just because I bet it would annoy him. In fact, how about a round of Najica for everyone? Here, have some robot ninja girls:<\/p>\n UPDATE: Whew. I broke the first rule of blogging: Don’t Post Mad. Under the cold light of morning this seems a little… unhinged. Ah well. Angry screed below the fold, but also pictures of robot ninja girls in panties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![](\"images\/najica_ninjas.jpg\"\/)
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