{"id":396,"date":"2006-05-18T11:01:02","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T16:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=396"},"modified":"2006-05-18T11:01:02","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T16:01:02","slug":"my-greatest-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"My greatest plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=300 align=right>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"images\/comic.jpg\"\/><br \/><small><\/small><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I&#8217;ve developed a brilliant concept for a superhero.   My rise to fame is now inevitable.  Work may halt on this blog while I build my merchandizing empire.<\/p>\n<p>The hero is a throwback to the classic, bygone days of Golden Age comics.  He&#8217;s big and brave and a true American.  He wears red, white, and blue and always has time to fly over to the school, sign autographs and admonish the kids to &#8220;be good&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s bulletproof, fireproof, he can fly, he&#8217;s super-strong, and he always carries a bottle of lighter fluid and his &#8220;Zippo of Justice&#8221;.  He doesn&#8217;t fight super-villans. (Let&#8217;s face it: The other guys all have that game covered.)  Instead, he hunts down spammers and sets them on fire.  Once he&#8217;s roasted them alive, he kills their family and then impales their dog on a spike in front of the house as a warning to other spammers.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m calling him &#8220;The Broiler&#8221;. I&#8217;ve sent my idea off to Marvel along with some of my own concept art (note to self: Buy more red crayons) and now I&#8217;m just waiting to hear back from them.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to be rich!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve developed a brilliant concept for a superhero. My rise to fame is now inevitable. Work may halt on this blog while I build my merchandizing empire. The hero is a throwback to the classic, bygone days of Golden Age comics. He&#8217;s big and brave and a true American. He wears red, white, and blue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerd-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}