{"id":36942,"date":"2017-02-08T02:22:22","date_gmt":"2017-02-08T07:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36942"},"modified":"2017-02-08T02:24:21","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T07:24:21","slug":"unfit-for-xcommand-ch5-driving-prince","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36942","title":{"rendered":"Unfit for XCOMmand CH4: Driving Prince"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today Fisher was handed his release papers from Avenger County Hospital&#8211;along with a puppy sticker, a shotgun, and orders to jump over East Asia into an active massacre. Turns out Rebel City&#8217;s being hit by Advent stormtroopers, and if we burn every cloud between here and there we might just save a few of the poor bastards camped out there.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xc_29.jpg' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve managed to pick the distress frequencies up on my hospital monitor since we crossed the NFZ. I&#8217;m not supposed to, but I am the last great hope of humanity, so the medics don&#8217;t actually slap the thing out of my hand. After a few minutes of screaming and booming I kinda wish someone would.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d been wondering why those two new rookies decided to sign up with XCOM, even though we&#8217;ve lost so many folks, but I guess the wailing speaker gives me a hint. There&#8217;s just nowhere safe to stand in this resistance. You sit up straight, you&#8217;re gonna be in the aliens&#8217; sights sooner or later&#8211;and at least if you join the rank and file you get a gun to shoot back.<\/p>\n<p>I really don&#8217;t have it in me to regret signing up for this shindig. I mean, I&#8217;m an American; I used to have some ordinance that makes XCOM munitions look like a polite suggestion. I would&#8217;ve locked and loaded and got on the bus if the aliens had taken over a Burger King in Tallahassee, let alone the whole world, let alone the whole <em>free <\/em>world. Honestly, I mean hand to God, I sort of figured all this was gonna happen. I mean, I didn&#8217;t know it was gonna be <em>aliens<\/em>&#8211;but I didn&#8217;t know it was gonna be <em>not <\/em>aliens, know what I mean?<\/p>\n<p>But the thing is&#8211;that&#8217;s just me. Now I&#8217;ve seen two ops go south, and I&#8217;ve listened to a lot of folks die on radios, and not for myself, but for all those people in Rebel City, I find myself hoping we find some down-and-dirty on these aliens real soon. Find out they were gonna kill us all or fry our atmosphere or turn us all into toilet paper. We better find out they&#8217;re up to something <em>real <\/em>bad, or I&#8217;m gonna have trouble looking in the mirror for the rest of my very short life.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Commander&#8217;s palled Fisher up with three rookies. In an hour all four are going to come back with promotions and no injuries and we&#8217;re going to swivel, peel out, and hit that blacksite before breakfast with the brand-new A-Team. At least, that&#8217;s one way this could go, and Command is choosing to rule out all other possibilities as being unnecessarily negative.<\/p>\n<p>The skyranger drops off the Avenger with a lurch I can feel. The TV&#8217;s been confiscated, which means I&#8217;m not gonna watch the mission from my bed like usual. Instead I&#8217;m gonna pull some skivs over my bare ass, wrap a blanket on my shoulders, and haul my medicated carcass up and down the hallway looking for an unsecured monitor. It&#8217;s not exactly like I <em>want<\/em> to watch the mission, you understand. I just don&#8217;t want to hear about it in the morning. I take my suffering live whenever possible.<\/p>\n<p>Heckle and Jeckle the medics are watching the only open screen on the level, and they give me a look when they see me coming that says, don&#8217;t push it, buddy. So I plop down at the table nearby like I just want a nice relaxing bowl of porridge, pull my blanket over my shoulders, and settle in. Then I turn and say, &#8220;So come on. What&#8217;s going on down there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xc_30.jpg' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>Heckle&#8217;s about to tell me to go back to bed, but Jeckle says, &#8220;Nothing&#8217;s happened yet. They came in hot, so there&#8217;s no concealment&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, well, when is there. How&#8217;s Fisher?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s taking point&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A few shots crack off. The medics&#8217; eyes snap to the screen.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xc_31.jpg' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Talk to me,&#8221; I say. &#8220;Come on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re advancing&#8230;they hit a few Advent, who are falling back&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What kinda formation?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No real&#8211;Fisher&#8217;s coming up the front. Everyone else is keeping back behind him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The hell is he sticking his neck out for?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;ve got to move. People are being shot to death down there. Besides, his shotgun&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Heckle squints and points. &#8220;Why are they running out of cover?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I swear my blood runs cold.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re running up to those cars and fences,&#8221; Heckle says. &#8220;What&#8217;s that going to stop? They need better cover. They&#8217;re under fire from the shack. What do they think they&#8217;re doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xc_32.jpg' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where else are they gonna go?&#8221; says Jeckle.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know, but they can&#8217;t go there, they&#8217;re going to get&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xc_33.jpg' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>A clipped-off roar bursts through the speakers.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m leaning off my bench. &#8220;Stun grenade? Did we stun them?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think so&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Show me the damn monitor!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Heckle&#8217;s shaking his head, not at me, at the screen. &#8220;They&#8217;re all split up. They need to shoot, they need to&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Show me the god damn monitor!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She has to hit this&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xc_35.jpg' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>A gun goes off. Another one, and a third. Heckle shakes his head, and as plasma fires, he turns off the monitor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tell me,&#8221; I say.<\/p>\n<p>Neither of them speak. Then Jeckle licks his lips and says, &#8220;They moved up too close and tried to finish a sectoid being covered by Advent. Menace 1-5 threw a grenade at him. Then, another one. They tried to blow up the car he was standing next to, and it didn&#8217;t blow. They tried to hit him, they all missed. They&#8217;re out of position, and&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And I turned it off. What do you mean, &#8216;and what?&#8217; What do you honestly think happens after this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have to say anything. I just get up and go back to sitting on the bed and thinking too much.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>So I don&#8217;t see what happens next, and I don&#8217;t learn about what happened until late into the night when the shouting&#8217;s so loud I have to go out and mind it.<\/p>\n<p>Operation Driving Prince represented the heaviest fighting XCOM&#8217;s faced so far. The debriefing, which I find a copy of as soon as I can, describes the enemy&#8217;s emplacements as &#8220;determined, many, surprisingly well-organized, and relentlessly hostile.&#8221; Menace 1-5 had to move fast into a turkey shoot with little cover and no advantages. Everyone&#8217;s talking about what happened, and how things took a turn, and there&#8217;s one word that keeps coming up:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Miracle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xc_37.jpg' width=100% alt='' title=''\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'><\/div><\/p>\n<p>Someone, maybe everyone, should have come home from this in a bag. Instead we&#8217;ve got four healthy, hearty operatives and more than a couple healthy civilians. Miracle, say the rebels. Command doesn&#8217;t like that word&#8211;&#8220;miracle.&#8221; It implies we didn&#8217;t deserve to get what we got, which was four living operatives with four promotions.<\/p>\n<p>Well, they don&#8217;t like it, they can take it up with the dictionary. 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