{"id":36509,"date":"2017-02-05T06:00:12","date_gmt":"2017-02-05T11:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36509"},"modified":"2017-02-05T06:42:26","modified_gmt":"2017-02-05T11:42:26","slug":"messages-from-spammers-pt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36509","title":{"rendered":"Messages from Spammers Pt. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The vast majority of spam on this site vanishes into a black hole. The plugin Akismet works with other blogs to identify common offenders and weed them out. Of those that survive, many are caught by the Bad Behavior plugin, which looks for bot-only shenanigans like visitors leaving comments to pages they&#8217;ve never loaded. Of the few that survive, some are weeded out by various heuristics like an overabundance of spammy keywords and links. And of course a few IP ranges are blocked for regions where spam traffic was overwhelming. <\/p>\n<p>But sometimes spam makes it through all of these layers and winds up on the site. That&#8217;s what we&#8217;re looking at today. The ones that made it through. The best of the best. The smartest of the cockroaches. The luckiest of the houseflies. <\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see what they have to say&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>cortapelos barato:<\/strong><br \/>\nAfter exploring a handful of the articles on your site, I really like your way of blogging.<br \/>\nI book-marked it to my bookmark webpage list and will be<br \/>\nchecking back soon. Please check out my web site as well and let me know your opinion.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My opinion: You should really stop spamming my site.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>shopping blog<\/strong>:<br \/>\nAfter going over a handful of the blog articles on your site,<br \/>\nI seriously like your way of writing a blog. I saved<br \/>\nas a favorite it to my bookmark website list and will be checking back<br \/>\nsoon. Please check out my web site as well and let me know how you feel.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I feel like you should stop copying from the other spam bots. Also you should stop spamming me.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>web design and development:<\/strong><br \/>\nIn a few instances, the person could require results rapidly.<br \/>\nPeople that need help along means can find several different resources<br \/>\non the net. As soon as divorce can be a sure thing,<br \/>\nnotify creditors.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wait, why is your name selling web design, your (redacted by me) URL selling Rotoscoping and Stereo Conversion services in India (yes really) and your text is stuff about divorce and creditors? <\/p>\n<p>This is like a guy luring you into an alley saying, &#8220;Psst. Hey buddy. Wanna buy a watch?&#8221; So you go in the alley and he&#8217;s playing three card monte. Once he&#8217;s done shuffling the cards he looks up at you, &#8220;So you gonna buy this weed or not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>hd online vn<\/strong><br \/>\nGreate pieces. Keep posting such kind of info on your<br \/>\npage. Im really impressed by your site.<br \/>\nHi there, You&#39;ve performed an excellent job. I will definitely digg it<br \/>\nand individually recommend to my friends. I am confident they&#39;ll be benefited from this site.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You&#8217;re offering ONE upvote on a social media site that stopped being relevant a decade ago? That&#8217;s very kind, but I think I&#8217;ll delete you anyway. Also your misspelling of &#8220;great&#8221; is so infuriating that I want to hunt you down Liam Neeson style.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>VIP Porn Star Escort<\/strong><br \/>\nHe smiled even less wwhen I tried to make a joke to slip by him and<br \/>\nhee tossed me aside like I was nothing. I aam Rashi Kher,<br \/>\na Mumbai model and best Models based in Mumbai and also accessible<br \/>\nfor National travel. If yyou have at least 40<br \/>\npoints in Medicine, then you can heal him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I like the plot twist at the end of this one. It starts off talking about prostitutes, but at the end you realize this spambot is actually trying to play <em>Fallout: New Vegas<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Also, your name is ambiguous. Are you offering a Porn Star Escort to a VIP, or a regular Escort to a VIP Porn Star? This is information your nonexistent customers are going to need!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Dragon city guide<\/strong><br \/>\nI&#39;m very pleased to find this great site. I want to to thank you for ones time for this particularly fantastic read!!<br \/>\nI definitely enjoyed every part of it and i also have you saved to fav to look at new stuff on your<br \/>\nweb site.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>For a moment I thought how cool it would be if you could get a travel guide for a place called Dragon City. Then I realized &#8220;Dragon city&#8221; is probably some horrible pay-to-win mobile garbage and this site is probably offering a &#8220;guide&#8221; for it. And I&#8217;m also willing to bet the pro strategy they&#8217;re offering is &#8220;Buy in-game currency from us!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just guessing, though. If Dragon City turns out to be a real place then someone please tell me so I can buy a guide from someone who is not this spammer.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>perfecttreatmentguide<\/strong><br \/>\nAppreciation to my father who told me on the<br \/>\ntopic of this weblog, this webpage is actually awesome.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you want to show appreciation to your father, you should stop being such a disappointment to him. Give up spamming and switch to something less shameful, like prostitution or telemarketing.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Free Piano<\/strong><br \/>\nJapan for Free<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Holy shit, I can have Japan AND a piano? <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d love to know the return on investment for spamming people with advertising for things you&#8217;re trying to give away. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>internet marketing<\/strong><br \/>\nI am actually grateful to the owner of this site who has shared this enormous paragraph at here.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This spammer accuses me of having an &#8220;enormous paragraph&#8221;. Fair enough. That pretty much describes the site. But this unlucky bastard managed to post this to an entry with <a href=\"?p=1042\">almost no text whatsoever<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The vast majority of spam on this site vanishes into a black hole. The plugin Akismet works with other blogs to identify common offenders and weed them out. Of those that survive, many are caught by the Bad Behavior plugin, which looks for bot-only shenanigans like visitors leaving comments to pages they&#8217;ve never loaded. Of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}