{"id":36443,"date":"2017-01-15T06:00:17","date_gmt":"2017-01-15T11:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36443"},"modified":"2017-01-15T13:19:37","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T18:19:37","slug":"shamus-plays-wow-13-dial-m-for-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36443","title":{"rendered":"Shamus Plays WoW #13: Dial M for Meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our journey has carried us to the land of Westfall, where there&#8217;s more sunshine, bigger farms, stronger monsters, and basically the exact same breed of idiot that we&#8217;ve been dealing with so far. My master Norman is still set on ruining himself by helping others, and I&#8217;m trying to save him.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a wrecked cart in the middle of the road, attached to a dead horse. The cart&#8217;s owners are nearby, face-down in the dirt.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_1.jpg' width=100% alt='Maybe they were trampled by the millions of alts that have passed through here over the years.' title='Maybe they were trampled by the millions of alts that have passed through here over the years.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Maybe they were trampled by the millions of alts that have passed through here over the years.<\/div><\/p>\n<div class=\"dmnotes\">Have you ever tried to get directions from old people in a small town? &#8220;Yeah, go down the road until you get to the flower shop that used to be a gas station, then turn right and go until you get to the empty lot that used to be a Denny&#8217;s. Turn left, and head on past the old school.&#8221; I think it&#8217;s kind of impressive how someone can have numerous overlapping versions of a city in their head, keeping track of not just what a place looks like now, but how it looked thirty years ago. Although it does make their directions incomprehensible to young people.<\/p>\n<p>World of Warcraft is now suffering from this.<\/p>\n<p>Pre-Cataclysm, these two idiots were standing here along with their horse and a loaded cart, giving out quests. Their story was that they had been driven from their homes by bandits and were fleeing Westfall. Their quests had you running around, gathering up stuff for them. One quest had you get feed for their horse by running around swiping sacks of oats from other farms.<\/p>\n<p>So now quests and locations are often references to how things used to be. This is not a bad thing, it&#8217;s just odd to see this phenomena appearing in a virtual world.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_2.jpg' width=100% alt='...on top of the horse.' title='...on top of the horse.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>...on top of the horse.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>We have arrived in Westfall to find a murder scene. One detective Horatio Laine is conducting an investigation. Since Norman is a rube, he stops to see if our help is needed.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The detective turns to us, &#8220;Here&#8217;s the deal, kid &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m twenty-five,&#8221; Norman says. &#8220;And my partner is like, a million years old or something.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve got a full-blown murder on our hands. Double homicide &#8230; Single horse &#8230; icide.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Horse murder would be &#8216;equicide,'&#8221; Norman says.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Worse yet, we&#8217;re in Westfall. I could throw a rock behind me and hit a dozen hobos with enough motive to want to wipe these people (and horse) out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Motive? They were broke and homeless. The only thing they had of value was their horse, which was killed with them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now I don&#8217;t know who did this and I sure don&#8217;t appreciate having to come to this dump to investigate the deaths of a couple of squatters&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They weren&#8217;t squatting. They were passing through. You have no idea what words mean.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;but I&#8217;ll be damned if I don&#8217;t find the perp. You want to help?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not particularly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good. Go talk to some bums. The hobo &#8230; knows.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"dmnotes\">In case you&#8217;re not picking up on it, this quest chain is a reference to the CSI: Miami meme, where detective Horatio Cain <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I\">says a one-liner while putting on sunglasses at the top of the show<\/a>, which would then segue into the opening credits. The standard form would be:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Looks like they put the cart &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*puts on sunglasses*<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; before the horse.<\/p>\n<p>YYEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This game is filled with memes and pop-culture references. For example, there&#8217;s a fashion designer named Harris Pilton. But this CSI one is a bit odd because of how obvious it is. This isn&#8217;t a sly wink or a nod to a meme, this is outright participation. <\/p>\n<p>Back in 2011 when this series originally ran at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/articles\/view\/video-games\/columns\/shamusplays\/8562-Shamus-Plays-WoW-13-Crime-and-Punishment\">The Escapist<\/a>, I said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;[this joke] probably won&#8217;t age well. The quests in original WoW ran for six years before getting an update. Imagine how stale the CSI joke will be six years from now. Imagine if there was an All Your Base quest in the game right now, where you have to talk to a guy named Cats and move a zig. It would feel pretty rusty, and this quest is probably doomed to a similar fate in a couple of years. It cracks a smile now, but in 2015 this will be met with a shrug or an eyeroll.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I think time has proven me right. Although I suppose Blizzard may have freshened up this quest since then. Maybe they replaced the detective with a gorilla named &#8220;Hajambe&#8221;. That reference is only a couple of months past due.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_3.jpg' width=100% alt='The lack of contrasting colors makes them hard to see, but there really are a bunch of hobos living in this field. For the moment.' title='The lack of contrasting colors makes them hard to see, but there really are a bunch of hobos living in this field. For the moment.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>The lack of contrasting colors makes them hard to see, but there really are a bunch of hobos living in this field. For the moment.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>I nod at the vast field of hobos in front of us, &#8220;Good crop this year. Really poor and smelly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I guess we just ask these guys if they saw anything?&#8221; Norman shrugs.<\/p>\n<p>We walk up to one of the dirty bums standing around the field. Norman gives him a couple of coppers and asks him what he saw. His answer is that he tries to kill us. &#8220;You can&#8217;t buy me! DIE!&#8221; he screams.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_4.jpg' width=100% alt='Oh good. I&apos;ve finally made level 10. I&apos;m sick of killing murlocs and wolves. I can&apos;t wait to find out what sort of strange monsters I&apos;ll get to fight in the next area!' title='Oh good. I&apos;ve finally made level 10. I&apos;m sick of killing murlocs and wolves. I can&apos;t wait to find out what sort of strange monsters I&apos;ll get to fight in the next area!'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Oh good. I&apos;ve finally made level 10. I&apos;m sick of killing murlocs and wolves. I can&apos;t wait to find out what sort of strange monsters I&apos;ll get to fight in the next area!<\/div><\/p>\n<p>Norman sets him on fire, yanks out his soul, scorches his mind with searing agony, and then bonks him on the head with his staff. I don&#8217;t even get a hit in before the guy drops dead. Afterward, children rush in and take all his stuff.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_5.jpg' width=100% alt='Not sure what the deal is with the kids that spawn and loot the hobos. I guess it&apos;s to keep you from farming these guys for loot?' title='Not sure what the deal is with the kids that spawn and loot the hobos. I guess it&apos;s to keep you from farming these guys for loot?'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Not sure what the deal is with the kids that spawn and loot the hobos. I guess it&apos;s to keep you from farming these guys for loot?<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not sure why he attacked me,&#8221; Norman says scratching his head. &#8220;I mean, he could have just said &#8216;no.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I guess we just got lucky then,&#8221; I say.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_6.jpg' width=100% alt='Can you be both homeless AND a citizen of Stormwind, while at the same time living far from Stormwind?' title='Can you be both homeless AND a citizen of Stormwind, while at the same time living far from Stormwind?'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Can you be both homeless AND a citizen of Stormwind, while at the same time living far from Stormwind?<\/div><\/p>\n<p>We try again with another hobo. She&#8217;s only about ten paces away and she couldn&#8217;t have missed what just happened to the last hobo, but she decides to try her knuckles up against Norman&#8217;s demonic power, and ends up overdosing on fire.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_7.jpg' width=100% alt='You hobos aren&apos;t a terribly surprising bunch, either.' title='You hobos aren&apos;t a terribly surprising bunch, either.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>You hobos aren&apos;t a terribly surprising bunch, either.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is wrong with these guys?&#8221; Norman asks once the smoke clears and the kids have robbed the corpse.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They smell.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I mean why do they keep fighting us?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know, but don&#8217;t jinx it now. Let&#8217;s go three for three.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The next guy gets mad and runs off, screaming about Murlocs. The next one picks a fight.<\/p>\n<p>The next hobo shouts something about Gnolls before he runs away. Then we kill a couple more.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_8.jpg' width=100% alt='Now I can put &quot;reduced homelessness&quot; in my list of accomplishments.' title='Now I can put &quot;reduced homelessness&quot; in my list of accomplishments.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Now I can put &quot;reduced homelessness&quot; in my list of accomplishments.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I would not expect a murder investigation to involve killing this many hobos,&#8221; Norman says.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually we head back to the detective. Norman gives him the story, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t find out who perpetrated this murder, but I committed about five more over there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_9.jpg' width=100% alt='More like... Horatio LAME, amirite?' title='More like... Horatio LAME, amirite?'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>More like... Horatio LAME, amirite?<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you find any evidence?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I created some. But then a bunch of kids stole it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m talking about THIS murder.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh! Gosh, I dunno. Some of the hobos were screaming about Gnolls and Murlocs?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gnolls and Murlocs? Horse poopy, pal! Gnolls and Murlocs didn&#8217;t kill these people. I&#8217;ve seen what Gnolls and Murlocs do to people that they kill and this &#8230; isn&#8217;t it. Too pretty. Too &#8230; perfect.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Perfect? It looks like they were ran over by their own cart. Anyway, that&#8217;s all the bums had to say.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is murder, plain and simple and we&#8217;re gonna get to the bottom if it&#8230; &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe they were killed when they asked a perfectly innocent question to one of these murderous, bloodthirsty vagrants?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I need you to head out to the Longshore, west of here, on the coast, and shake up some Murlocs. Try to find a clue or some info that can help shed some light on the murders.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Er &#8230; what? You said yourself that Murlocs didn&#8217;t do this. You&#8217;re saying you know the Murlocs are innocent and you want me to kill a bunch of them anyway?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gnolls, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"dmnotes\">The next time some teacher or librarian gets all high and mighty about the importance of literacy, remind them that only literate people have to worry about reading quests like this one. Illiterate people can run around happy and carefree, killing Murlocs and Gnolls without worry or guilt. Literate people are tormented with this absurdity and end up doing drugs to try and make sense of it all.<\/p>\n<p>My advice? Don&#8217;t learn to read. If you already know, try to forget as fast as you can.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_10.jpg' width=100% alt='I&apos;ve solved the case. It turns out the REAL killer is indifference and stupidity.' title='I&apos;ve solved the case. It turns out the REAL killer is indifference and stupidity.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>I&apos;ve solved the case. It turns out the REAL killer is indifference and stupidity.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>So we go out and kill a big pile of innocent Gnolls and Murlocs. They don&#8217;t have any information related to the case, but once we&#8217;re sick of butchering them Norman gathers up some scraps of random stuff and calls it evidence. We get back to Horatio and Norman gives him the stuff he found &#8211; a torn piece of paper and a bit of cloth.<\/p>\n<p>The detective takes the litter, &#8220;Is this some kind of joke, rookie? Because I&#8217;m not laughing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Norman shakes his head, &#8220;No. Your investigation is enough of a joke for us, thanks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Looks like we got ourselves a real &#8216;whodunit&#8217; here, rookie. Unfortunately it looks like the locals aren&#8217;t willing to talk and the clues you got off the Gnolls and Murlocs are damn near worthless.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Norman rubs his temples, &#8220;That&#8217;s because the guys you sent me to kill weren&#8217;t suspects. Look, are you really a detective?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_11.jpg' width=100% alt='Also, sorry for standing on your murder victim. In my defense, isn&apos;t it about time you carted these two off? They must be getting pretty ripe by now.' title='Also, sorry for standing on your murder victim. In my defense, isn&apos;t it about time you carted these two off? They must be getting pretty ripe by now.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Also, sorry for standing on your murder victim. In my defense, isn&apos;t it about time you carted these two off? They must be getting pretty ripe by now.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re going to have to initiate plan&#8230; be on the lookout for Two-Shoed Lou. Two-Shoed Lou is a coincidental informant of mine who, ironically, makes his home at the Furlbrow&#8217;s old pumpkin farm. Head over to the farm and find out what Lou knows.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Horatio sends us to a farm house where Two-Shoed Lou, his informant, is waiting. So we head over there.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You okay boss?&#8221; I ask on the way.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I guess so,&#8221; he says. &#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You seem &#8230; grouchy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_12.jpg' width=100% alt='Aside: I really love Westfall. Elwynn forest starts to feel a bit smothering after a few hours.' title='Aside: I really love Westfall. Elwynn forest starts to feel a bit smothering after a few hours.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>Aside: I really love Westfall. Elwynn forest starts to feel a bit smothering after a few hours.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, I guess I thought it would be different here. I thought maybe now that we&#8217;ve left Elwynn Forest things would stop being so nuts. But Horatio seems just like Dughan. We&#8217;re doing his job, and his job doesn&#8217;t even make any sense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look boss, this is perfectly normal and healthy. You&#8217;re seeing the world clearly for the first time. That always upsets people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just wish that somewhere we&#8217;d find a place that isn&#8217;t run by an idiot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you want something like that, you need to do two things. First, put yourself in charge. Second, stop being an idiot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The farmhouse is a mess. Vagrants are all over the place. Poor, hungry people are huddled inside.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_13.jpg' width=100% alt='You should really change your name to &quot;Awesome Tophat Lou&quot;.' title='You should really change your name to &quot;Awesome Tophat Lou&quot;.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>You should really change your name to &quot;Awesome Tophat Lou&quot;.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>Norman greets Two-Shoed Lou, who proceeds to yammer on about murder and living in boxes and some crap about a conspiracy.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly Norman turns to me, &#8220;Hang on! Look at all these poor people. These are exactly the people I came here to help!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You came to help Lou?&#8221; I ask.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I mean all these other people,&#8221; he shouts. &#8220;This has been my problem all along. I&#8217;ve been working morons instead of going to the people who need help. Look at his place. It&#8217;s filled with poor homeless orphans! I lost sight of my goal when I started taking these quests, and got caught up doing all of this stupid stuff, when all I needed to do was find someone hungry and offer help.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fine. Go ahead. Try to help them and see how far you get.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I will!&#8221; Norman says, as he storms into the dilapidated farmhouse. He meets the woman in charge of the place, Mama Celeste. She is only to happy to accept his offer for help.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_14.jpg' width=100% alt='I had to post this image or you would assume I was making this up.' title='I had to post this image or you would assume I was making this up.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>I had to post this image or you would assume I was making this up.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Life in Westfall&#8217;s hard, sonny! Every day is a struggle. We can sometimes go weeks without a decent meal. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s important that we all help each other out. Maybe you can lend a hand, eh? I&#8217;m making dirt piles and need some ingredients. Get me some fresh dirt from the pumpkin patch out front and a bunch of coyote tails.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Norman looks out the door to the farmland outside &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_15.jpg' width=100% alt='THIS ZONE IS AUTUMN THEMED. I GET IT ALREADY. GEEZE.' title='THIS ZONE IS AUTUMN THEMED. I GET IT ALREADY. GEEZE.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>THIS ZONE IS AUTUMN THEMED. I GET IT ALREADY. GEEZE.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>He looks like he&#8217;s going to be ill. &#8220;So you&#8217;re saying you want me to out outside, into the fields&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; she says happily.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where there are ripe pumpkins &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And gather heaps of dirt for you &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;To eat?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, you are a smart one!&#8221; she coos.<\/p>\n<p>Norman stops for another look out the door &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_16.jpg' width=100% alt='I was going to ask why coyotes are doing in a pumpkin patch, but then I realized they&apos;re probably waiting for idiots like me to come along.' title='I was going to ask why coyotes are doing in a pumpkin patch, but then I realized they&apos;re probably waiting for idiots like me to come along.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>I was going to ask why coyotes are doing in a pumpkin patch, but then I realized they&apos;re probably waiting for idiots like me to come along.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And then&#8230;&#8221; he says, &#8220;You want me to go out into the field&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Correct.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And find several coyotes &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I hope so.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And kill them, and cut off their tails &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you can!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And you want me to bring you those tails, so you can EAT THEM?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;MMMmmmmm!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And you want me to leave the rest of the carcass to rot in the field instead of bringing it back here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What would I do with a coyote carcass?&#8221; she asks in confusion.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What about the rest of you?&#8221; Norman says to the other wretches in the room. &#8220;Don&#8217;t the rest of you object to this plan?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nobody says anything.<\/p>\n<p><div class='imagefull'><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/wow13_17.jpg' width=100% alt='I have no idea what the glowing green Z is all about, and it&apos;s really bugging me.' title='I have no idea what the glowing green Z is all about, and it&apos;s really bugging me.'\/><\/div><div class='mouseover-alt'>I have no idea what the glowing green Z is all about, and it&apos;s really bugging me.<\/div><\/p>\n<p>Norman begins blubbering, &#8220;I HATE being an adventurer!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay boss, let it out,&#8221; I say. &#8220;This had to happen sooner or later.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to help these people anymore,&#8221; he says at last.<\/p>\n<p>Next Week: The end is coming!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our journey has carried us to the land of Westfall, where there&#8217;s more sunshine, bigger farms, stronger monsters, and basically the exact same breed of idiot that we&#8217;ve been dealing with so far. 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