{"id":36338,"date":"2017-01-06T11:13:17","date_gmt":"2017-01-06T16:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36338"},"modified":"2017-01-06T11:12:50","modified_gmt":"2017-01-06T16:12:50","slug":"messages-from-spammers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=36338","title":{"rendered":"Messages From Spammers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damien Lucifer suggested I post a few choice spam messages. I&#8217;m never one to pass up a chance for low-effort content, so let&#8217;s do this. Here are a bunch of messages posted to this blog over the last day or so. These are but a drop in the ocean. The full list would be in the thousands, most of which are useless gibberish and broken HTML. Spammers aren&#8217;t very good at configuring their spambots. Or choosing targets. Or English. <\/p>\n<p>Where possible, I&#8217;ve preserved the name used by the spambot, although in some cases it was a URL and thus had to be redacted.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00e6\u00b4\u00a5\u00e7&quot;\u00b0\u00e6\u00b2\u00bc \u00e5&#8230;\u00a8\u00e8\u00ba\u00ab\u00e8\u201e\u00b1\u00e6\u00af\u203a<\/strong><br \/>\nVery quickly this website will be famous among all blog viewers, due to it&#39;s good articles<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks for reading. Please be sure to tell all the other spambots about me.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>business advice:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hello! Do you use Twitter? I&#39;d like to follow you if<br \/>\nthat would be ok. I&#39;m definitely enjoying your blog and look<br \/>\nforward to new updates.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Can I give you some business advice, business advice? 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My dozens of real girlfriends keep stealing all the nudes I take of myself!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sure buddy. <em>I&#8217;ll bet.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Spring Lake Sewer and Drain<\/strong><br \/>\nYou really make it appear so easy along with your presentation but I in finding this topic to<br \/>\nbe actually one thing which I believe I&#39;d by no means understand.<br \/>\nIt kind of feels too complicated and very<br \/>\nhuge for me. I&#39;m having a look ahead to your subsequent submit, I&#39;ll attempt to<br \/>\nget the hold of it!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What a coincidence! I also am having trouble understanding you! It works both ways! Or rather, it doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Whelp, that was stupid. Thanks for playing, idiots. Better luck next time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damien Lucifer suggested I post a few choice spam messages. I&#8217;m never one to pass up a chance for low-effort content, so let&#8217;s do this. Here are a bunch of messages posted to this blog over the last day or so. These are but a drop in the ocean. 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