{"id":35640,"date":"2016-11-24T14:04:30","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T18:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=35640"},"modified":"2016-11-24T14:17:11","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T18:17:11","slug":"until-dawn-ep8-clowning-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=35640","title":{"rendered":"Until Dawn EP8: Clowning Around"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BhZah6dXTCw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BhZah6dXTCw'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>So Jess gets pulled out through the window. I can&#8217;t wait to find out the killer is a six and a half foot tall bodybuilder that can bash through this window and dead-lift an uncooperative and physically fit subject through the ragged opening without slicing his own arms to shreds. I guess he&#8217;s also psychic, since he knew she was going to stop just inside the door to make this move possible. <\/p>\n<p>Yeah, yeah. People keep telling me &#8220;it&#8217;s all explained later&#8221;. Okay fine. The problem is that the story hasn&#8217;t given me any reason to believe that any of this is possible. I&#8217;ve basically stopped believing in the world at this point. <\/p>\n<p>I think our format is working against me here. I&#8217;m watching all of the episodes twice: Once when we record and again when we post. But it&#8217;s a week between new episodes for me. This is a lot of scrutiny on a story that&#8217;s probably not designed for it, and it&#8217;s taking a long time to reach the justifications. Objections that might normally be after-the-fact bits of fridge logic end up nagging me <em>during<\/em> the experience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) So Jess gets pulled out through the window. I can&#8217;t wait to find out the killer is a six and a half foot tall bodybuilder that can bash through this window and dead-lift an uncooperative and physically fit subject through the ragged opening without slicing his own arms to shreds. I guess he&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35640\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}