{"id":349,"date":"2006-04-25T16:08:03","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T21:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=349"},"modified":"2006-08-14T14:13:52","modified_gmt":"2006-08-14T19:13:52","slug":"note-to-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"Note to Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please do not leave your lightsabers lying around where they may <a href=\"http:\/\/www.haibane.info\/2006\/04\/25\/kawaii-saber\/\">fall into the hands of children<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, (assuming it&#8217;s still attached) at least a lightsaber isn&#8217;t a choking hazard.  If you look on the bottom you might see a sticker:<\/p>\n<p>WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. LIGHTSABER BLADES ARE DANGEROUS FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE.  DO NOT USE IN BATHTUB. AIM AWAY FROM FACE. IF CONTACT OCCURS WITH SKIN, YOU&#8217;RE PRETTY MUCH SCREWED. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please do not leave your lightsabers lying around where they may fall into the hands of children. On the other hand, (assuming it&#8217;s still attached) at least a lightsaber isn&#8217;t a choking hazard. If you look on the bottom you might see a sticker: WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. LIGHTSABER BLADES ARE DANGEROUS FOR PREGNANT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}