Let’s see what insane things Ubisoft has for us:<\/p>\n
Ghost Recon Whatever: I hate, Hate, HATE these pretend multiplayer demos with their scripted “player” dialog. It’s fake, it’s dumb, it makes no sense, and it means nothing. It was fun to heckle, though.<\/p>\n
South Park: I’m curious what SP fans think of this. I know Stick of Truth was really well received.<\/p>\n
The Division: What? The game still exists?<\/p>\n
Eagle VR: <\/p>\n
Trek VR: Charming. Looks fun. Wonderful to see all the Trek Alumni. All you need is about $3,000 worth of VR equipment to play it with your friends.<\/p>\n
For Honor: We’re excited. Yes, it looks kind of multiplayer moba-ish, but it’s also a cool third-person melee game with single-player content.<\/p>\n
Grow Up: That’s nice.<\/p>\n
Assassin Creed: The Movie: The E3 Presentation: The Who Cares?<\/p>\n
WATCH-DOGS_2: THIS IS SO AWFUL I LOVE IT. So childish, trying so hard to be “edgy” and “hip” in the most banal and clumsy way possible. So tone deaf, so without self-awareness, so predictable, and so unintentionally goofy. I’m going to love to hate this thing.<\/p>\n
Steep: I dunno. If this was coming from anyone else I might be excited about a game where you parachute, ski, and snowboard down a mountain. But they said “Ubisoft open world” so I’m very skeptical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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