{"id":32647,"date":"2016-06-10T19:11:55","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T23:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=32647"},"modified":"2016-06-10T19:18:56","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T23:18:56","slug":"fallout-4-ep6-welcome-to-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=32647","title":{"rendered":"Fallout 4 EP6: Welcome to Prison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jW1d7FT69x4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jW1d7FT69x4'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<h3>Spoiler Warning Gentlemen&#8217;s<sup>*<\/sup> Drinking Game of Foolishness<\/h3>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup> Women may also participate, but for thematic reasons they should do so while wearing a fake mustache, beard, or top hat. Note that women are not <em>encouraged<\/em> to participate, because literally <em>nobody<\/em> is encouraged to participate, because this is less a &#8220;game&#8221;, as is it a very stupid, time-consuming, and expensive way to kill yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Take a drink whenever:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Either you encounter a situation where the dialog option says &#8220;No,&#8221; but the character says &#8220;Yes&#8221;, OR you encounter a dialog where all choices are obviously the same damn thing.\n<li>They should have kept this innovation from New Vegas.\n<li>Hey, guys, remember Shaun?\n<li>Doing something smart breaks a quest.\n<li>Josh shoots an ally, companion, or otherwise friendly person on <em>accident<\/em>.\n<li>NPC we want to kill <em>on purpose<\/em> is invulnerable.\n<li>Josh picks a trait or upgrades a stat because, &#8220;Fuck it, everything else is locked&#8221;.\n<li>&#8220;In the original Fallout&#8221;. (Any reference to Fallout 1 or 2 counts.)\n<li>Reginald dies.\n<li>VATS causes something nonsensical to happen.\n<li>Control confusion: The game trolls Josh by confusing or changing the purpose of spacebar \/ Escape \/ E \/ Tab. Or Josh confuses melee \/ grenade \/ reload \/ use.\n<\/ol>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t play this game. We&#8217;re trying to grow our audience and we&#8217;ve heard that killing you with binge drinking is apparently counter-productive to that goal? Turns out that if we hadn&#8217;t killed all those people during <a href=\"?p=18282\">the Fallout 3 season<\/a> we&#8217;d be more popular than Pewdiepie by now.<\/p>\n<p>ALSO: Josh and I (and maybe some other guests, we&#8217;re still hammering out the details) will be streaming E3, which begins this Sunday. The schedule is <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.twitch.tv\/e3-is-coming-e3-is-coming-e39e9569271#.4t6zfyewe\">here<\/a>. Sunday has both E3 and Bethesda events, which begin at 1PM pacific time USA. Like always, this is meant to be loose and casual. If you&#8217;re looking for hard-hitting coverage and news, we&#8217;re probably not the best people to follow. If you want to hang out and see live, unfiltered reactions to things, then I&#8217;ll see you there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) Spoiler Warning Gentlemen&#8217;s* Drinking Game of Foolishness * Women may also participate, but for thematic reasons they should do so while wearing a fake mustache, beard, or top hat. 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