{"id":3196,"date":"2009-04-29T07:07:42","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T11:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=3196"},"modified":"2009-04-29T07:07:42","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T11:07:42","slug":"insomnia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=3196","title":{"rendered":"Insomnia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Insomnia is an interesting malady.  It&#8217;s pretty common. (<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Insomnia\">64 million Americans suffer from it on a &#8220;regular basis&#8221;<\/a> each year.  Which works out to, what? 1 in 5? Something like that.)  I find it interesting because I get it pretty frequently, and it doesn&#8217;t seem to have any of the usual triggers associated with it.  Yesterday was almost exactly the same as the day before.  I woke at the same time, worked the same hours, knocked off work, spent time with the family, wrote on my blog, and played Left 4 Dead.  It was a pretty good day, so I didn&#8217;t mind having it twice in a row. I even ate the same foods. No change in stress levels.  (The only difference is that I was out for a routine dentist appointment yesterday, and I can&#8217;t imagine how that could have any effect.) But last night I never went to bed.  The sun is up.  Birds chirping.  Still not sleepy.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to think this means I have some special, exotic case of insomnia.  But the truth is that we probably just don&#8217;t understand it very well. I&#8217;ll bet a lot of insomnia like mine gets blamed on &#8220;stress&#8221;.  It&#8217;s pretty hard to get through a day on this planet without a <em>little<\/em> stress at some point.  <em>You had stress? Oh, that must be what caused your insomnia.<\/em>  <\/p>\n<p>Right now I feel like an old laptop that&#8217;s been left on and left unplugged.  I&#8217;m idle now, but at some point the battery is going to fail and I&#8217;ll crash.  <\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t finish a post for today, but I made this for some reason:<\/p>\n<p><table width='384'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xkcd_ripoff.jpg' class='insetimage' width='384' alt='If cornered, I call them Picasso-cons, just to keep them guessing.' title='If cornered, I call them Picasso-cons, just to keep them guessing.'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Brains are weird. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Insomnia is an interesting malady. It&#8217;s pretty common. (64 million Americans suffer from it on a &#8220;regular basis&#8221; each year. Which works out to, what? 1 in 5? Something like that.) I find it interesting because I get it pretty frequently, and it doesn&#8217;t seem to have any of the usual triggers associated with it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}