{"id":30004,"date":"2015-12-21T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T04:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=30004"},"modified":"2015-12-21T23:38:02","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T04:38:02","slug":"experienced-points-how-witcher-3-breaks-all-the-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=30004","title":{"rendered":"Experienced Points: How Witcher 3 Breaks all the Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My column this week is a gimmick-y little thing illustrating just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/articles\/view\/video-games\/columns\/experienced-points\/15174-The-Witcher-3-Wild-Hunt-Breaks-all-the-Rules\">how ridiculously lavish the storytelling is in Witcher 3<\/a>. It was originally part of my <a href=\"?p=29856\">2015 end-of-year list<\/a>, but the idea kind of grew into its own thing. And speaking of my 2015 list:<\/p>\n<p>I left out Kerbal Space Program. Then again, it was actually part of <a href=\"?p=21939\">my 2013 list<\/a>. Honestly, these end-of-year lists are getting to be really confusing. Games come out before they&#8217;re released, we play them before they&#8217;re done, and we finish them before they&#8217;re finished. It&#8217;s a madcap, topsy-turvy world we live in now and nobody knows what the rules are.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if I&#8217;d thought of it I might have put <a href=\"http:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/304410\/\">Hexcells: Infinite<\/a> on my list. I played quite a bit of that this year. Er, all of it, actually. It&#8217;s like Minesweeper, but about ten times deeper, and played on a hex grid. <\/p>\n<p>Witcher 3 was the game I wanted to come back to all year. It&#8217;s stuck with me, and I keep thinking about how I&#8217;d like to handle situation A or B differently. Spoiler: The biggest one is that: <strike>In my play-through I left the Radovid problem alone. This is not a good idea and the people of the city had a Bad Time.<\/strike> <\/p>\n<p>Also, I sort of defaulted to pairing up with Yennifer, because it felt that that was the most &#8220;canonical&#8221; way to play it. I acted like I was playing KOTOR: the game makes the most sense on both a story and thematic level if you go light-side, but they allow you to play dark side anyway. But later it became clear there was no &#8220;canonical&#8221; route through Witcher 3. All roads were equally valid. If I do another play through, I might pair up with Tris<span class='snote' title='1'>I loved the hedge maze scene. It&#8217;s not remarkable by movie standards, but it&#8217;s amazing by the standards of videogame romance. It&#8217;s probably the first time romantic tension in a videogame didn&#8217;t feel like flirting with a <a href=\"http:\/\/fallout.wikia.com\/wiki\/Protectron_(Fallout_4)\">Protectron<\/a>.<\/span> or I might go for the loner ending. <\/p>\n<p>Now if I can just scrape together enough hours to manage another trip through the game.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My column this week is a gimmick-y little thing illustrating just how ridiculously lavish the storytelling is in Witcher 3. It was originally part of my 2015 end-of-year list, but the idea kind of grew into its own thing. And speaking of my 2015 list: I left out Kerbal Space Program. Then again, it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102],"tags":[155,105],"class_list":["post-30004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-column","tag-experienced-points","tag-witcher"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}