{"id":279,"date":"2006-03-31T12:34:54","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T17:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=279"},"modified":"2007-05-24T13:42:30","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T18:42:30","slug":"another-day-older","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Another day older"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While in the grocery store yesterday:  There must have been some sort of mix-up.  The music they had playing was stuff from when <em><strong>I<\/strong><\/em> was a teenager.  The rubes.  Everyone knows grocery stores are supposed to play music for their <em>old<\/em> customers. Instead, they had stuff from my own adolesence.  When they do this it sort makes me feel as if&#8230; I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh no!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While in the grocery store yesterday: There must have been some sort of mix-up. The music they had playing was stuff from when I was a teenager. The rubes. Everyone knows grocery stores are supposed to play music for their old customers. Instead, they had stuff from my own adolesence. When they do this it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}