{"id":25431,"date":"2014-12-23T04:39:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T09:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=25431"},"modified":"2014-12-23T04:39:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T09:39:07","slug":"jurassic-park-episode-1-where-is-jeff-goldblum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=25431","title":{"rendered":"Jurassic Park Episode 1: Where is Jeff Goldblum?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NAgtIC9ahv8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NAgtIC9ahv8'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the holidays, so all the rules have been thrown out the window! We&#8217;re playing a crappy licensed Telltale game! Chris is our player this time<span class='snote' title='1'>Inasmuch as anyone can &#8220;play&#8221; this game. Maybe it&#8217;s more correct to say he&#8217;s in charge of suggesting things for the game to do to itself?<\/span>! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/pushinguproses\">Pushing up Roses<\/a> is with us! And Josh is mostly sober! It&#8217;s chaos!<\/p>\n<p>Following the example set by this game, I&#8217;ve decided to translate all of this for the benefit of the Spanish-speakers in the audience.<\/p>\n<p>En espa&agrave;\u00b1ol:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s <em>las vacaciones<\/em>, so all the rules have been thrown out the window! We&#8217;re playing a crappy <em>licencia<\/em> Telltale game! Chris is our player this time<span class='snote' title='2'>El taco.<\/span>! Pushing up Roses is with us! And Josh is mostly <em>sobrio<\/em>! <em>Es un caos<\/em>!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We&#8217;ll return to <em>The Last of Us<\/em> once the holidays are over. Or when we come to our senses. Whichever comes first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) It&#8217;s the holidays, so all the rules have been thrown out the window! We&#8217;re playing a crappy licensed Telltale game! Chris is our player this timeInasmuch as anyone can &#8220;play&#8221; this game. Maybe it&#8217;s more correct to say he&#8217;s in charge of suggesting things for the game to do to itself?! Pushing up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[386,462],"class_list":["post-25431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-jurassic-park","tag-pushing-up-roses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}