{"id":2530,"date":"2009-03-13T08:00:16","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T12:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2530"},"modified":"2009-03-13T02:20:08","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T06:20:08","slug":"night-owl-dark-roast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2530","title":{"rendered":"Night Owl Dark Roast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ad at Amazon.com proclaims: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Veidt-Enterprises-Nite-Dark-Roast\/dp\/B001O2KSZA\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=gourmet-food&#038;qid=1236923810&#038;sr=8-1\">The world&#8217;s first movie tie-in coffee!<\/a>  Nite Owl Dark Roast from Veidt Enterprises.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s next? LutherCorp brand toupees? Trioptimum laptops? CyberDyne Self-Aware Can Openers? Umbrella corporation umbrellas?  This is crazy. Marketing has now gone too far.<\/p>\n<p>Hang on. I just realized I would actually buy all that stuff if I could. <\/p>\n<p>Nevermind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ad at Amazon.com proclaims: The world&#8217;s first movie tie-in coffee! Nite Owl Dark Roast from Veidt Enterprises. What&#8217;s next? LutherCorp brand toupees? Trioptimum laptops? CyberDyne Self-Aware Can Openers? Umbrella corporation umbrellas? This is crazy. Marketing has now gone too far. Hang on. I just realized I would actually buy all that stuff if I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}