{"id":25130,"date":"2014-11-27T15:32:54","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T20:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=25130"},"modified":"2014-11-27T15:32:54","modified_gmt":"2014-11-27T20:32:54","slug":"the-last-of-us-ep26-john-sheeperson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=25130","title":{"rendered":"The Last of Us EP26: John Sheeperson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rbFi4Hpx7MY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rbFi4Hpx7MY'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Dear indies: please get Chris to be a voice actor in your videogame and have him do that &#8220;I did a wheelie on a horse&#8221; voice. I don&#8217;t even care what the game is about. Have him play Abraham Lincoln with that voice. Odysseus. A Japanese schoolgirl. It doesn&#8217;t matter. Just do it. It&#8217;ll be an instant GOTY.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I apologize for not completely losing my mind and going on an insane tirade at the 24 minute mark when two teenage girls lift ten tons of rubble with a tiny metal bar. AND THEY CONTINUE TO BE ABLE TO TALK WHILE DOING SO. I got caught up in trying to multi-task so I could recount old TNG episodes and also follow the subtitles, and I failed to be your avatar of indignant outrage over absurdities. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll try to do better next time. (Spoiler: I will fail. Seriously. In the very next episode.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blip.tv\/sf-debris-opinionated-reviews\/voy-threshold-review-part-1-5906920\">This is a review of Threshold<\/a>, the worst episode of Star Trek ever made. It really is an abomination. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) Dear indies: please get Chris to be a voice actor in your videogame and have him do that &#8220;I did a wheelie on a horse&#8221; voice. I don&#8217;t even care what the game is about. Have him play Abraham Lincoln with that voice. Odysseus. A Japanese schoolgirl. It doesn&#8217;t matter. Just do it. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[439],"class_list":["post-25130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-the-last-of-us"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}