{"id":24994,"date":"2014-11-12T19:53:43","date_gmt":"2014-11-13T00:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=24994"},"modified":"2014-11-12T19:53:43","modified_gmt":"2014-11-13T00:53:43","slug":"last-of-us-ep19-condemned-to-pittsburgatory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=24994","title":{"rendered":"Last of Us EP19: Condemned to Pittsburgatory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pI_N0kCoKZ4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pI_N0kCoKZ4'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>These idiot raiders are just too much. They&#8217;re willing to expend all these lives, all this gasoline, and all these bullets, for what? To kill an adult and a kid? They&#8217;re not even trying to rob us! They&#8217;re just trying to kill the player because this is a videogame. And we&#8217;re <strong>still<\/strong> not done with these assholes.<\/p>\n<p>My suggestion:<\/p>\n<p>Remove everything between the initial ambush and the moment we meet up with Sam. Replace all of that with zombie fights. It would still be a gameplay slog, but at least we wouldn&#8217;t have a city of ten thousand well-fed raiders with infinite bullets and an insane lust for pointless murder. If that middle section was removed, then the raiders might seem like a small group and we wouldn&#8217;t spend so much time scavenging around their homes and noticing all the ways in which their community makes no damn sense. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) These idiot raiders are just too much. They&#8217;re willing to expend all these lives, all this gasoline, and all these bullets, for what? To kill an adult and a kid? They&#8217;re not even trying to rob us! They&#8217;re just trying to kill the player because this is a videogame. And we&#8217;re still not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[439],"class_list":["post-24994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-the-last-of-us"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}