{"id":2392,"date":"2009-03-05T16:00:28","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T21:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2392"},"modified":"2009-03-06T01:04:53","modified_gmt":"2009-03-06T06:04:53","slug":"star-wars-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2392","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars Yoga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally! I&#8217;m so tired of the lack of Star Wars tie-ins.  Do you know that there is no Star Wars brand drinking water? Even people long, long ago got thirsty.  Heck, they had a whole planet of ice.  That stuff would be pretty good if you could melt it down and filter out all the exploded droid parts and abominable snowman dung.  &#8220;Hoth Ice&#8221; bottled water. Catchy, huh?  I&#8217;m also really sad that I can&#8217;t buy any Bothan soap, Twi&#8217;lek moisturizer, Imperial hedge trimmers, or Wookie toothbrushes.  Just think of all the products we&#8217;re missing out on. But at least I can enjoy a sensible <a href=\"http:\/\/youwillnotbelieve.typepad.com\/ywnb_the_blog\/star-wars-yoga\/\">Star Wars based exercise program<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>I wonder if the Jedi did Yoga?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally! I&#8217;m so tired of the lack of Star Wars tie-ins. Do you know that there is no Star Wars brand drinking water? Even people long, long ago got thirsty. Heck, they had a whole planet of ice. That stuff would be pretty good if you could melt it down and filter out all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nerd-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}