{"id":23159,"date":"2014-05-23T15:29:23","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T20:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=23159"},"modified":"2014-05-25T00:33:48","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T05:33:48","slug":"skyrim-ep35-ennis-the-menace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=23159","title":{"rendered":"Skyrim EP35: Ennis the Menace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wuWh-PnscPk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wuWh-PnscPk'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>That thing at the 9:50 mark? Where Josh slams face-first into Ysolda? I did that all the time, every chance I got, to a couple of very specific people in Whiterun. If I accidentally missed, I&#8217;d turn around and make sure I gave them the Flying Elbow of the Player Character.  <\/p>\n<p>For the record, my targets were Ulfred Battle-Born (because he&#8217;s a massive dick who gets on my nerves) and the guy who carries lumber around for Belethor. I&#8217;m always disappointed that slamming that guy doesn&#8217;t cause him to drop the lumber. I like to imagine I&#8217;m throwing his stuff on the ground like a bully shoving a kid so he drops his books. I&#8217;ve sort of built up this head canon where this guy is always getting picked on by the Dovakin and he never knows why. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) That thing at the 9:50 mark? Where Josh slams face-first into Ysolda? I did that all the time, every chance I got, to a couple of very specific people in Whiterun. If I accidentally missed, I&#8217;d turn around and make sure I gave them the Flying Elbow of the Player Character. For the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[209],"class_list":["post-23159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-skyrim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}