{"id":23142,"date":"2014-05-21T14:49:25","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=23142"},"modified":"2014-05-21T14:49:50","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T19:49:50","slug":"cat-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=23142","title":{"rendered":"Cat Pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been worried about my website traffic lately. I&#8217;m just not getting the kind of adoration and fame that I deserve as a blogger. Asking around, people are telling me that  cat pictures are supposed to be a good draw. So I&#8217;m going to post a bunch of pictures of cat things and wait for the traffic to roll in.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/catpic2.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='catpic2.jpg' title='catpic2.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/catpic7.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='catpic7.jpg' title='catpic7.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/catpic3.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='catpic3.jpg' title='catpic3.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/catpic4.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='catpic4.jpg' title='catpic4.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/catpic5.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='catpic5.jpg' title='catpic5.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/catpic6.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='catpic6.jpg' title='catpic6.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Okay. The truth is that Spoiler Warning is delayed this week. If we&#8217;re lucky, it may appear tomorrow. Unless this whole &#8220;cat blogger&#8221; thing works out, in which case: Screw you nerds and your videogames, I&#8217;m a famous cat blogger now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been worried about my website traffic lately. I&#8217;m just not getting the kind of adoration and fame that I deserve as a blogger. Asking around, people are telling me that cat pictures are supposed to be a good draw. So I&#8217;m going to post a bunch of pictures of cat things and wait for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[392],"class_list":["post-23142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-cats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}