{"id":23038,"date":"2014-05-09T15:27:10","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T20:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=23038"},"modified":"2014-05-09T15:27:10","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T20:27:10","slug":"skyrim-ep29-gimmie-a-y","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=23038","title":{"rendered":"Skyrim EP29: Gimmie a Y!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X8JZZzkftNQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X8JZZzkftNQ'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Why did Malborne have an iron mace? Do the Thalmor really let their bootlick bar-tending servants bring conspicuous heavy weapons to their fancy dress parties? <\/p>\n<p>The dragon attacks in this game make me thing of the old Mitch Hedberg joke, &#8220;On fishing shows they always throw the fish back. They don&#8217;t want to eat them. They just want to make them late for something.&#8221; The dragons in this game don&#8217;t want to kill the dragonborn. They just want to waste your time. <\/p>\n<p>Has there ever been an occasion where Josh shouted someone across the room and it wasn&#8217;t the Best Thing Ever? I think I&#8217;m finally done with Skyrim, but if the fever comes back my next character is going to be named Fus Ro Dah. And I&#8217;m going to introduce myself to <em>everyone<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Also: The riddle this week is apparently: <em>WHY DOES JOSH HAVE ALL THESE FLOWERS?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I assume we&#8217;re looking for out-of-character justification. Like, why did Josh spend time stealing deathbell? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) Why did Malborne have an iron mace? Do the Thalmor really let their bootlick bar-tending servants bring conspicuous heavy weapons to their fancy dress parties? The dragon attacks in this game make me thing of the old Mitch Hedberg joke, &#8220;On fishing shows they always throw the fish back. They don&#8217;t want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[209],"class_list":["post-23038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-skyrim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}