{"id":2218,"date":"2009-02-23T09:00:33","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T14:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2218"},"modified":"2009-02-23T08:58:09","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T13:58:09","slug":"quick-review-lego-indiana-jones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2218","title":{"rendered":"Quick Review: Lego Indiana Jones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table width='384'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='right'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/lego_indy.jpg' class='insetimage' width='384' alt='Oh wow! It&#8217;s Harrison Ford! Oh wait. No.  It&#8217;s just a Lego guy. Had me going there for a second.' title='Oh wow! It&#8217;s Harrison Ford! Oh wait. No.  It&#8217;s just a Lego guy. Had me going there for a second.'\/><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class='insetcaption'>Oh wow! It&#8217;s Harrison Ford! Oh wait. No.  It&#8217;s just a Lego guy. Had me going there for a second.<\/td><\/tr><\/table>Lego Indiana Jones came with <a href=\"?p=2060\">my Xbox<\/a>. I thought I&#8217;d say a few words about it.<\/p>\n<p>I played Lego Star Wars a couple of years ago, and found it to be a very stereotypical casual game:  Easy to learn. Charming.  Playable in little ten to fifteen minute bursts.  Mildly humorous.  Fun.<\/p>\n<p>The thrust of a Lego game is to take a movie series and transport it into the Lego reality of plastic bits and bright colors.  There&#8217;s no dialog.  The characters all emote with gestures, facial expressions, and very simple grunts.  &#8220;Uh-oh!&#8221; is the closest thing you&#8217;ll hear to English.  The movie will be broken up into a few distinct chapters.  You&#8217;ll watch a little cutscene to set the stage for a chapter, and then the game turns you loose in a series of rooms where you bash up the bad guys until they shatter into plastic nobs. Usually you have two characters in your party, and you will need to occasionally shift between the two in order to solve some mild puzzles.  There are a bunch of secret parts to find, which you can use to build secret objects that unlock various rewards. That&#8217;s pretty much it.  <\/p>\n<p>The formula doesn&#8217;t work quite as well with Indy as it did with Star Wars. (Spaceships are easier to envision with plastic bricks than jungles or Cairo.) The levels here are longer.  Each chapter is about twenty to forty minutes long, and you can&#8217;t save.  You also can&#8217;t <em>die or fail<\/em>, so you don&#8217;t have to worry about getting sent back to the beginning of the chapter. If you fall, you just pop back to life again. But I often found myself thinking I&#8217;d had enough Lego fun about ten minutes before I reached the end of the chapter, but was obliged to keep going to get to the next save. The game is a bit like cotton candy.  It&#8217;s fluffy and fun, but I can only take so much of it at one time. <\/p>\n<p><table width='384'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='right'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/lego_nanna.jpg' class='insetimage' width='384' alt='You thought he was getting out his whip, but no! He accidentally pulled out a BANANA instead. It&#8217;s funny because you weren&#8217;t expecting it! Or maybe you were! Either way, you can&#8217;t skip it! Wheee!' title='You thought he was getting out his whip, but no! He accidentally pulled out a BANANA instead. It&#8217;s funny because you weren&#8217;t expecting it! Or maybe you were! Either way, you can&#8217;t skip it! Wheee!'\/><\/td><\/tr><tr><td class='insetcaption'>You thought he was getting out his whip, but no! He accidentally pulled out a BANANA instead. It&#8217;s funny because you weren&#8217;t expecting it! Or maybe you were! Either way, you can&#8217;t skip it! Wheee!<\/td><\/tr><\/table>The cutscenes are unskippable. This is a crime. There are entire scenes of Lego people grunting and mugging at each other, trying to convey an entirely dialog-driven stage-setting scene via pantomime. It&#8217;s not entertaining or funny. If you&#8217;ve seen the movie, you&#8217;ll get the gist after about ten seconds.  If you haven&#8217;t, it will just be meaningless jibber-jabber.  The humor is bonk-on-head level comedy, so if you&#8217;re over six you&#8217;re probably not going to find these scenes very entertaining.  But even if they were, I thought we had grown out of the unskippable cutscene by now?<\/p>\n<p>But in the end, it&#8217;s pretty much the same formula and the same fun. I&#8217;m afraid there are no Deep Truths about game design to reveal here.  Nothing offensively bad to get worked up about.  No revelations about what makes gaming great.  It&#8217;s a very formulaic series, and this isn&#8217;t the best example of the formula.   If you&#8217;ve never tried the whole Lego thing before but want some amusing low-key fun, start with Lego Star Wars. (I suggest the game based on the prequel trilogy, as it lets you smash up little plastic Jar-Jar with your lightsaber as many times as you like.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh wow! It&#8217;s Harrison Ford! Oh wait. No. It&#8217;s just a Lego guy. Had me going there for a second.Lego Indiana Jones came with my Xbox. I thought I&#8217;d say a few words about it. I played Lego Star Wars a couple of years ago, and found it to be a very stereotypical casual game: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}