{"id":21523,"date":"2013-11-03T04:14:16","date_gmt":"2013-11-03T09:14:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=21523"},"modified":"2013-11-03T04:38:37","modified_gmt":"2013-11-03T09:38:37","slug":"metro-2033-ep11-face-stew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=21523","title":{"rendered":"Metro 2033 EP11: Face Stew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8zlbbdDd1o4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8zlbbdDd1o4'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>I like to think that Josh died over and over again on purpose so that the level transition would line up perfectly with the end-of-episode. That was nice of him. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a week to think about it, and I still can&#8217;t place that movie quote. I don&#8217;t remember the exact wording, but it went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>A vampire gets shot in the chest and shrugs it off.  He says something along the lines of, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been stabbed, drowned, burned, and hung, but I&#8217;ve never been shot before. [scratches chest] Kind of itches a little.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first person to identify the movie gets a single slice of Processed American Orange Cheese-like Product. (Everyone else gets two.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) I like to think that Josh died over and over again on purpose so that the level transition would line up perfectly with the end-of-episode. That was nice of him. I&#8217;ve had a week to think about it, and I still can&#8217;t place that movie quote. I don&#8217;t remember the exact wording, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[317],"class_list":["post-21523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-metro-2033"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}