{"id":21505,"date":"2013-10-30T20:59:47","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T01:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=21505"},"modified":"2013-10-30T20:59:47","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T01:59:47","slug":"metro-2033-ep9-turret-vehicle-stealth-section","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=21505","title":{"rendered":"Metro 2033 EP9: Turret Vehicle Stealth Section"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nBI-AoW2foE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nBI-AoW2foE'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re new to the show and don&#8217;t understand the jokes about going off the map, it&#8217;s a reference to <a href=\"?p=11222\" title=\"Spoiler Warning: Railroad to Nowhere\">Railroad to Nowhere<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m playing through Metro: Last Light now, and I&#8217;m very glad they retained the &#8220;American Cheese&#8221; look of the health packs. Which makes me wonder: Is American Cheese available outside of the US? If so, do people actually buy it? What does McDonald&#8217;s put on their hamburgers in other countries? Can you buy American Cheese in a store? Has anyone (American or not) ever had American Cheese that wasn&#8217;t in pre-sliced, shrink-wrapped form? I&#8217;ve never seen it available as anything other than slices.<\/p>\n<p>I used to defend American Cheese, saying they were pretty good on toasted cheese sandwiches. Which is true. But then one day we ran out of American Cheese and I discovered that toasted cheese sandwiches are better with literally any other form of cheese.<\/p>\n<p>This is not to imply I&#8217;m some sort of cheese connoisseur. I eat sharp cheddar, which isn&#8217;t exactly an exotic cheese. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we&#8217;re through the rough spot in the middle of Metro 2033. It gets better from here. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Link (YouTube) If you&#8217;re new to the show and don&#8217;t understand the jokes about going off the map, it&#8217;s a reference to Railroad to Nowhere. I&#8217;m playing through Metro: Last Light now, and I&#8217;m very glad they retained the &#8220;American Cheese&#8221; look of the health packs. Which makes me wonder: Is American Cheese available outside [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[188],"tags":[317],"class_list":["post-21505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spoilerwarning","tag-metro-2033"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}