{"id":2060,"date":"2009-01-05T07:02:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T12:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2060"},"modified":"2009-01-06T06:15:46","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T11:15:46","slug":"xbox-360-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=2060","title":{"rendered":"Xbox 360"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s kind of odd to like electronic and techno music at my age. It makes me feel like a bit of a poser to be into the stuff the kids are into. I know I&#8217;m supposed to be listening to New Order or Bon Jovi as I ride the time&#8217;s inexorable tram to the old folk&#8217;s home, but I&#8217;d rather listen to the Crystal Method than grope for the Glory Days of moody euro pop and guys in makeup. Okay, I&#8217;m not about to go to a rave or anything, but I like the new stuff better. <\/p>\n<p>In the same way, I really like the Xbox. I know it&#8217;s supposedly a console for foul-mouthed, beer-soaked fratboys, and I&#8217;m not about to jump into Halo online and run around pwning things and screaming nonsense at strangers though the headset. But taken out of its purported cultural habitat, it&#8217;s a fine machine.  <\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The controller is interesting.  I held an original Xbox controller once, and thought it was the most absurd input device since Atari stopped making consoles. It wasn&#8217;t just the size of the thing that was wrong, but the overall shape.  It felt like an alien device, something for a race of beings with larger palms but shorter fingers. I was afraid of the same thing here, but I found the 360 controller dropped neatly and naturally into my hand.  It wasn&#8217;t yet familiar, but it <em>fit<\/em>, and that&#8217;s what counts.  <\/p>\n<p>Then again, the controller is very close to the Playstation controller.  In a lot of ways it <em>is<\/em> the Playstation controller. Two thumbsticks.  Four trigger buttons. Four action buttons.  A directional pad. Three housekeeping buttons in the middle, with the center-most button being the great big brand button. <\/p>\n<p><table width='280'  cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/xbox_controller.jpg' class='insetimage' width='280' alt='xbox_controller.jpg' title='xbox_controller.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>The one thing I don&#8217;t understand is the way the thumbsticks are not symmetrical.  On the left side, the stick is forward, so when you&#8217;re using both sticks the right thumb is in its natural position and the left one is reaching.  I&#8217;m not saying it&#8217;s bad or wrong, but it is odd and I wonder if this decision was made for a reason related to functionality that I haven&#8217;t yet uncovered, or if they just did it to be different.  <\/p>\n<p>(Different <em>is<\/em> important.  Sony and Microsoft are both calculating, devious creatures.  They fight dirty, using trademarks and patents and lawsuits and exclusives to harass and thwart one another every chance they get.  They spend a lot of money not improving their product, but in trying to make the other guy&#8217;s stuff <em>worse<\/em>.  I wouldn&#8217;t be at all surprised if Sony held a patent on &#8220;symmetric thumbstick technology&#8221; or something equally absurd and outrageous.)<\/p>\n<p>Another interesting issue is the orientation of the machine.  Both Sony and Microsoft depict their hardware standing upright in all of their promotional materials, but from surfing around I see lots of people who swear that You Should Not Do This.  &#8220;A good friend&#8221; who works at Microsoft told them.  Or someone in support. Or they saw &#8220;a study, someplace, that one time&#8221;.  Or they once had their machine vertical, and then it caught fire and bathed their neighborhood in deadly neutron radiation and now they have forsworn the practice and live only to warn others about the Terrible Danger of Vertical Consoles.  The vert \/ horz debate &#8211; <em>like every single other aspect of console use<\/em> &#8211; is awash in anger and controversy. <\/p>\n<p>Keeping this many machines cool, powered, tied to a suitable display, and properly ventilated is hard enough with them standing upright.  Laying them down compounds this problem, and eats up many acres of desk space. Fearful that there may be some truth to the madness, I have stacked my consoles in the horizontal position, with the PS2 on the bottom, followed by the 360 and then the PS3. The oddball Gamecube would go on top if the Sith working for Sony hadn&#8217;t decided to make the top of the unit annoyingly convex.  With the white Xbox stuffed between Sony&#8217;s black boxes, it looks like a big electronic Oreo. There is enough space between the units for airflow, although I do worry it might be tough to keep them cool like this in the summer.  We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally there is the ever-present fear of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Xbox_360_technical_problems\">Red Rings of Death<\/a>.  Once again the internet is an oracle of ambiguity and confusion, with various people telling you a machine will brick itself in the space of six to nine months, and others telling you that the hardware problems are all better now and there&#8217;s nothing to worry about.  Once again we will have to wait for events to play themselves out before we can know the truth of this. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an interesting machine.  Thanks mom. (Yes, I&#8217;m 37 years old and my mother got me an Xbox for Christmas.  Just great.  Now I&#8217;ll have to go out and buy new socks and underwear myself.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I guess you&#8217;re supposed to share these? Here&#8217;s mine, for what it&#8217;s worth.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/gamercard.xbox.com\/youngshamus.card\" scrolling=\"no\" frameBorder=\"0\" height=\"140\" width=\"204\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>EDIT:  A humble request: If you want to friend me in XBL, please introduce yourself in a message.  This flood of friend requests from anonymous strangers is starting to feel sort of MySpace-y. It doesn&#8217;t need to be l a long note.  Just mention the website or the name under which you comment or something simple so I know how you found me.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s kind of odd to like electronic and techno music at my age. It makes me feel like a bit of a poser to be into the stuff the kids are into. 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