{"id":19667,"date":"2013-05-23T02:41:36","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T07:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=19667"},"modified":"2013-05-23T02:45:55","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T07:45:55","slug":"how-i-came-to-own-starcraft-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/?p=19667","title":{"rendered":"How I Came to own Starcraft 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you didn&#8217;t listen to <a href=\"?p=19690\">the podcast<\/a> last week, I&#8217;ll tell the story again only with more personal rambling, poorly-justified digressions, and editorializing asides. After all, that&#8217;s what makes me a <del datetime=\"2013-05-14T19:14:46+00:00\">guy who has trouble getting to the point<\/del> <em>professional writer<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I had decided not to get Starcraft 2.<\/strong> I was <a href=\"?p=1597\">really into Starcraft back in the day<\/a>, but I was into LAN games, the campaign, and fights against AI.  I know that&#8217;s not &#8220;real&#8221; Starcraft to most players, but it&#8217;s what I liked.  When Blizzard pulled the whole game online for Starcraft 2, they were obviously focusing the game around the one thing I didn&#8217;t like or care about: PvP ladder matches. <\/p>\n<p>I knew if I got the game that sooner or later I&#8217;d be unable to log in to play campaign mode.  I knew that when that happened, I&#8217;d want to rant about it.  And I knew that when I did, I&#8217;d just get a line of jackasses telling me that I&#8217;m enjoying videogames wrong. <em>LOL! Nobody plays the story missions! The campaign mode clearly exists for no reason and nobody is ever expected to play it, and if you&#8217;re not on the ladders and you&#8217;re not in the pro league then you&#8217;re a dumb noob who should shut up.<\/em> To be fair, this type of behavior is not unique to Starcraft. Pretty much any game with a strong PvP component is going to have a lot of rageboys who react with hostility to any kind of critical commentary or analysis. It&#8217;s not the Starcraft community, it&#8217;s just the competitive culture. You get the same thing around sports fandom. <\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/starcraft2_1.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='starcraft2_1.jpg' title='starcraft2_1.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>This is one of the reasons I really like Pro Starcraft player \/ analyst \/ commenter <a href=\"http:\/\/day9.tv\/\">Day[9]<\/a>. His tagline of &#8220;Be a Better Gamer&#8221; works with the gameplay advice he offers in his show, but it also works in the more holistic sense of being a better human being who plays videogames. His positive attitude, friendly persona, and love for the game are magnificent things in a realm normally filled with anger, bickering, smack talk, and alpha male posturing. The guy is a gentleman and the Starcraft 2 community is very lucky to have him. <\/p>\n<p><!--more-->But anyway. I decided to give Starcraft 2 a pass. I knew it would rub me the wrong way, I knew fans would try to claim my complaints were invalid, and I knew how that argument would play out. There was no reason to spend sixty dollars to get on that particular merry-go-round.<\/p>\n<p>But!<\/p>\n<p>Last week I was watching Starcraft 2 matches with my son. Specifically, we were watching BRONZE LEAGUE HEROES from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/HuskyStarcraft\">Husky Starcraft<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p><table class='nomargin' cellspacing='0' width='100%' cellpadding='0' align='center' border='0'><tr><td><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8onkv0eEfXo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen class=\"embed\"><\/iframe><br\/><small><a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8onkv0eEfXo'>Link (YouTube)<\/a><\/small><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/playlist?list=PLooJOgo-8bToEW-PRePfc0q2P8RqbTpev\">BRONZE LEAGUE HEROES<\/a> is a series where pro commentator Husky covers bronze league games. (That&#8217;s the lowest rung of the Starcraft PvP ladder.) Imagine if you picked up a random selection of casual football fans, dressed them up like NFL players, ran them out on the field in a major stadium, and gave the game proper NFL television coverage. Imagine how hilarious it would be to have Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw trying to announce a game where players sometimes ran the wrong way, forgot what down it was, lined up in bizarre formations, attempted field goals the moment they took possession, and left players standing around doing nothing while a play was taking place. <\/p>\n<p>Husky does a good job of celebrating the absurdity of the play without descending into insults and snark. Instead of saying, &#8220;Can you believe how stupid these people are?&#8221; he gives us, &#8220;Can you believe that crazy thing that really happened?&#8221; He&#8217;s genuinely celebrating the game and the players, even if their play is really, really ridiculous. That&#8217;s a tough line to walk and Husky walks it really well. The result is a lighthearted show where you can laugh at absurd play and hilarious misfortune. <\/p>\n<p>My son and I were watching the show and laughing ourselves breathless at the shenanigans when Issac turned to me and said, &#8220;Dad, wouldn&#8217;t it be cool if we could play together?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Well then.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/starcraft2_2.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='starcraft2_2.jpg' title='starcraft2_2.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>I might be pouting about how Starcraft 2 turned out, but I&#8217;d never miss a chance to play a game with my son.  He&#8217;s got a competitive streak in him, and so we don&#8217;t actually have a lot of games in common. He&#8217;s into PvP games and unforgiving 2D platformers. I was originally surprised that the apple had fallen so far from the tree, but in retrospect it&#8217;s not all that different from the stuff I played at his age. (He&#8217;s eleven.) Of course, when I was his age brutal and unforgiving games were the only thing that existed, since it was 1982 and we didn&#8217;t have the technology to do anything more interesting than reflex challenges yet. Still. <\/p>\n<p>But we have RTS games in common. (He&#8217;s also into Rise of Nations.) When he said he wanted to play Starcraft II with me that became more important than arguments over DRM, Blizzard, online requirements, DLC, Activision, or any of the other stuff I&#8217;m always on about. <\/p>\n<p>And so we played Starcraft 2 together. And it was a blast. Back in Broodwar, he favored Terran and I tended to play Zerg. In Starcraft 2, we both play Protoss.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, we&#8217;re kind of stuck playing 1v1. His little laptop isn&#8217;t quite up to the job and it really struggles on the small maps. Moving up to 4 or 6 player maps is out of the question. <\/p>\n<p><table   class=\"\" cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center'><tr><td><img src='https:\/\/www.shamusyoung.com\/twentysidedtale\/images\/starcraft2_3.jpg' class='insetimage'   alt='starcraft2_3.jpg' title='starcraft2_3.jpg'\/><\/td><\/tr><\/table><\/p>\n<p>Starcraft 2 itself is kind of a jerk about this. I always have this icon in the corner, &#8220;Issac is slowing down the game.&#8221;  <em>Yes, I know, you judgmental popup. Sod off.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>I still haven&#8217;t ventured online, not even to play co-op against AI. I just hate playing with strangers. It&#8217;s like reading YouTube comments.  Sure, some are good, but it&#8217;s rarely worth wading through the sea of drooling illiterate ragemonkeys to find those few gems. <\/p>\n<p>But Issac and I enjoy the game together. And that&#8217;s pretty cool. <\/p>\n<p>But since I own the game, I might as well indulge the nitpicks:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>We&#8217;re just playing the base game right now. No point in one of us picking up the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vCsGTP3-Jlw\">Heart of the Swarm<\/a> expansion unless the other one does, and it doesn&#8217;t seem worth $80 for a few new units in our games. Once again, note how this DRM has the effect of delaying or prohibiting a purchase. If it worked like a regular game, I&#8217;d buy one copy and we&#8217;d take turns with it, but since it&#8217;s tied to a login I don&#8217;t want to get the expansion just for one of us. Here is another lost or delayed sale that&#8217;s impossible for Blizzard to measure or count.\n<li>Logging in to play campaign mode is stupid and dumb and I don&#8217;t care what anyone says about the &#8220;true experience&#8221; of Starcraft. What<em>ever<\/em>. Oh, and thanks SO much Blizzard for making me type in my password every single time and not giving me a &#8220;Remember password&#8221; button.  I&#8217;m seriously considering changing the password to something simple because I&#8217;m tired of entering a complex password. Realize that this hassle on MY part is to save them effort on THEIR part. Blizzard is plagued with account theft headaches, so the easy thing for them is to offload a bunch of security hassle onto all players.\n<li>When you begin a multiplayer game, there&#8217;s this stupid, pointless countdown and I have no idea what it&#8217;s for. It&#8217;s freaking <em>ten seconds<\/em>. The other players can&#8217;t abort or do anything, so what&#8217;s the wait for? It&#8217;s there even if I&#8217;m playing against AI. Why do we have a ten-second countdown <strong>just before a loading screen?!?<\/strong>\n<li>There&#8217;s a very easy to reproduce crash. If I alt-tab away from the game while at the end-of-game results screen, the game will crash when I tab back. I only mention this because it has such awesome synergy with the &#8220;retype your password every time you launch the game&#8221; design choice.\n<\/ol>\n<p>It&#8217;s a wonderful game. Tons of depth. Amazing polish. Lots of content. Accessible to newcomers and offering endless challenge for the hardcore. But the intrusion of multiplayer hassles into single-player experiences is as annoying as ever. <\/p>\n<p>I will never &#8220;get used to&#8221; this sort of thing. But I will put up with it for Issac.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you didn&#8217;t listen to the podcast last week, I&#8217;ll tell the story again only with more personal rambling, poorly-justified digressions, and editorializing asides. After all, that&#8217;s what makes me a guy who has trouble getting to the point professional writer. I had decided not to get Starcraft 2. 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